Brian does Germany
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A man who’s at his wits end with everyone and everything. Being the Bear is not for the faint of heart.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have finally arrived from the States |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To the Motherland |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some of your old brothels are still around |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And you’ll be happy to know that the bitch that gave you herpes is retired |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There’s also some nice tattoo parlors |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That’s great news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Never speak of that incident ever again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brian… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mr. Coxon, it’s about Will and your tool crib |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He’s given away all the spare tools |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the spare tools? Like every fucking one?? Peasants leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT’S EXACTLY WHY I DIDN’T WANT TO FUCKING COME! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE ASSHOLES ARE SCREWING UP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND SOMEHOW I KNOW FUCKING FURR IS THE LEAD CLOWN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND JOSH! DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE’S GOING TO LOVE THIS AND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TURN ME INTO A MEME SOMEHOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU FUCKERS KEEP FEEDING HIM PICS AND VIDEOS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I JUST GOT AN AMAZING DUCKS TATTOO WITH GLORIOUS WINGS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I didn’t think it would bad to send him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SASS! I knew it was fucking you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My führer, please it seemed funny |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I’m going to get ahold of your tints and draw dicks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | See how funny that’ll be! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What you douche bags don’t |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | understand is this has been an ongoing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | onslaught of asshattery for years and almost decades |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It’s been stuffing me under desks, putting mystery porn |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in my mailbox, photoshopping me pissing myself, making mugs that showed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | a mistake I made. Recently he’s found this video |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | maker and he’s cropped my face in them and it’s absolutely bullshit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I’m asking is for is just a |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | little bit of empathy and compassion from everyone. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don’t know what I do to bring this on |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Please, I beg of you, I beg |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you to stop and think what’ll happen and how would you feel if you were me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And so when you tell me all of my fucking tools are gone then yes I am |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | going to absolutely lose my shit. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But you fuckers think it’s funny to poke the bear |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With your squeaky chairs and annoying sounds |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t cry. He yells at everyone |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Furr makes me throw shit at him and somehow I have to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | pony up for a new tv when it’s his face that made me do it because |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that’s what I was really trying to smash |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This whole thing is one big conspiracy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There’s Delta planes still out there flying with my name on them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you ass clowns can’t do forms for an “X” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it. Bring me to my retired hooker |