| 00:00 - 00:05 | Mein Gordo, it may rain so 271 Engineers dug drainage ditches |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | here, here, and here. |
| 00:09 - 00:14 | They were so happy with their work, they also graded this portion |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Reasonable. Small trenches to channel the rain. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Gordo…. |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | They....... |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | They dug 15 foot anti-tank ditches.... |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | and a reservoir on the runway |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Maj Mardre. Scooter. Bowler. Stay. |
| 00:58 - 01:11 | Everyone else out. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | It's always MWSS! |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | All these units |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | And it’s ALWAYS MWSS! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | I've had it! |
| 01:22 - 01:28 | *Flyers wondering what an anti-tank ditch is* |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | *ACAD feeling bad for Scooter* |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | All they have to do is give the flyers gas! |
| 01:35 - 01:38 | But they need something to fill the SITREP |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | Which one of you approved this? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Gordo, we told them to send a CONOPS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think they can spell CONOPS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Gordo, we would never approve this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are AGS! YOU ARE AGS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They work for you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The next engineer project they do |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | better be fixing my damn roads! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you think they can handle that? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *C3 wondering what meeting they missed* |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | *C3 catching on* |
| 02:11 - 02:16 | All I hear, all damn day, is "can we fly our UAS?" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well forget about it! No more UAS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want to help these Marines... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I care about them. Poor Lts doing the lord's work. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But this is not Quantico |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No environmental approval |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is the end for me! I might as well apply for a new job! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How could you let an MWSS do this? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What does AGS even do all day? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Your only job is ensuring I keep mine |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All you guys do is pump gas! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | *ACAD realizing Scooter lied about what they do* |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I trusted you to keep them in line |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You sit in the office all day... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | snacking |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To think... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it's not even calling for rain anymore. It's going past us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They did all this for nothing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll never recover from this. |
