| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sushi FC is at the top of the league |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AY have a good 1 are second |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Woo NASCAR! Are 3rd |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rivas FC are in 4th |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Biryani FC are second last |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry… we will catch them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Plenty of points to be had. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s the last week of the season |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only have one free transfer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has Liverpool players; Salah, Trent, Van Dijk.. get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking 5th place! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I won the league last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck is going on?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How are these idiots beating me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Low grade retards have more football knowledge than these twats |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I spent weeks researching the perfect team |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all told me Haaland would have a great season |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and United would have a new manager bounce |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mien Fuhrer we told you that… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You told me fuck all you gimpy little cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are doing the best we can |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 5th place in my own fucking league |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I’ll never hear the end of it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These bus wankers never |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | let anything go.. just constant bullshit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can’t take it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even the fucking new guy is beating me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It’s fucking pathetic! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I’ll never be able to walk down Chestnut Street again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All the yoga chicks will laugh at the loser I have become |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’ll have to retreat to North Beach |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With the homeless and the fat chicks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even the fucking seals are laughing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why did I wait so long to Wildcard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Week 14, what was I thinking?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had a team of fuckwits all season |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I just sat their watching them butt fuck each other! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Captaining Haaland that Norwegian cunt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He hasn’t score two goals in a game all year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, we can support Sushi FC. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next season… I’ll have to ask for help. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don’t have what it takes anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I’ll have to retire Biryani FC name. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It’s brought nothing but bad luck. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Jose can help me… |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or even Spencer… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I know Sean and Harry won’t. |
