Wendy 70th Draft
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Wendy Counihan, who is of German decent, is having her 70th birthday on the 30th May in South Africa.
A small town called Port Alfred.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have picked up activity in South Africa |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're told it's a 70th birthday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That is taking place in Port Alfred |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Intel confirms it is one of our own |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She is a german sleeper agent. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is impossible! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have not received any invite |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wendy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wendy, the rogue agent we lost in Namibia |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Intel suggests 20-30 guests |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is a problem - get out and begin mobilising immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 20 - 30 guests! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you have any idea who this lady is??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She drinks more than 20 - 30 guests alone |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just beer! Nothing else. Ever. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It is Port Alfred |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And the booze will be free |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So there will be hundreds of people there |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The party will go on for days and we're not invited |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is a problem |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She is German |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Furher, she now drinks Castle Light |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Free booze is free booze |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And we're not invited |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you have any idea what we're missing? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Have you ever been to Port Alfred? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A party in Port Alfred with free booze! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You will never experience anything like it again. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There will be dancing, there will be Old Brown Sherry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Have you ever tasted Old Brown Sherry? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can promise you - it is the sweetest taste you'll ever taste |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It must be Sedgwicks. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know. It warms your chest like nothing else |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes you feel like a real man |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | None of you would know. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | None of you have ever tasted a Brandy and Coke |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You old farts couldn't handle a party in Port Alfred |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A party with our best agent |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No one can keep up with her. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No man. No woman. Not even Shirley Heny |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can Shirley. You can. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have decided |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You are all too old to keep up with her |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There have been too many mistakes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is time for a new leader |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am sending 4 of our best agents to Port Alfred |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 1 of them will be our new leader |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kim JOng Un |