| 00:00 - 00:03 | Geography is on the 6th of June |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We revised 50 hours |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and specifically targeted lagos |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have read the whole CGP book and did all the case studys |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there is no doubt that we're getting a 9 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Frieburg better come up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | or i will drink disinfectant |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There was a |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There was a 6 marker on commuter settlements |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was about the rural-urban fringe |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who owns a Peregrine Falcon, lives in Morecambe Bay or Midwich get out of my sight |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT TF WAS AQA THINKING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DID I PICK GEOGRAPHY OR MATHS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY WAS THERE A 12 MARKER ON A BUNCH OF RANDOM BUILDINGS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THERE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THOSE 2 PICTURES HAD NO DIFFERENCE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CALCULATING THE AREA OF A VILLAGE??? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND ASKING ME TO ROUND THE ANSWER UP |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN I DIDNT EVEN GET A DECIMAL PLACE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer there was a TNC 9 marker |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THE GRADE BOUNDARIES ARE GOING UP |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer half the paper was completing graphs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN I WOULD'VE JUST PICKED STATISTICS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IM ALREADY FAILING MATHS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND I FLOPPED PAPER 1 TOO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOT EVEN FULL MARKS IN PAPER 3 CAN SAVE ME |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THERE WASNT EVEN A STATION ON THAT MAP |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND I WROTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL MIGRATION IN LONDON |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT THAT QUESTION WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT NATIONAL MIGRATION INSIDE THE UK |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I COMPLETELY FLOPPED THAT NATURAL INCREASE QUESTION |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING A 9 AND HERE I AM WITH A GURANTEED U |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What the hell is grey water |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That polluted river has a better future than me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Im not even gonna show up for paper 3 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | People are saying 6 or 7 countries |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I DIDNT EVEN GET CLOSE TO 6 OR 7 AND COUNTED 12 COUNTRIES ON THAT MAP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE THE MEDIAN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ALL THOSE CASE STUDYS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY WERE A WASTE OF TIME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT URBANISATION IS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its fine we do history |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's no chance of going sixth form |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I might as well pack my bags and run away to morecambe bay |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Im cooked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why didn't I just pick history |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My teacher predicted me a 9 and I was going to do A Levels |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now im getting an X instead |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I heard they pay £5 a brick |
