| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuse has broken through the Temple of Veeshan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've trained our CoTHer's near Midayor's room. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cutting off Gilder's Tunare Forces in the South. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are amassing a zerg of 50-60 neckbeard wizards with batphones |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Brom's calculations say we have 30 seconds until the zone is cleared |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry... Gilder will port our army in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Along with the supporting druids |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Naib... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gilder... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Karana worshippers would not fight alongside Gilder |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Groverr broke the chain of command |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following guildies will stay here: Hykler, Grimmal, Cman and Mandarb. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking raid is finished! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Gilder's port squad was top priority! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do these Halflings think they are to disobey me? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | TinnyMomma was ready to CoTH the entire guild |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT JUST QUAKED FOR FUCK'S SAKE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I took off work for this fucking raid! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These Karana worshipping druids... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Smaller races are absolute cowards! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult Pofury and Halffoot like that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Quiet -- they have alts! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Naib there's still time to FTE |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How when Fuse is already wiping their ass with the zone? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Halflings are the SCUM of Norrath |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They gloat over a 5% exp bonus |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And a conveniently located bank |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yet they worship a deity pisses down rain on them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm sick of our wood elves exhausting their clickies to carry them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For months I have been saving DKP for some unadorned leather sleeves |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now because of some hobbit with a vendetta |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am going to have to fucking MQ them in the tunnel |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What I should have done |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Was level a fucking Druid and port them myself! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or even a boring ass wizard |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You absolute noobs. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could be bidding on loot right now and gearing out another alt |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead I'm betrayed by a child-sized heretic |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those who followed him will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will be resetting their DKP balances to zero |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they will level bots until blue in the face |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ashelynn... don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should have merged guilds like Kittens.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But now, with poopsocks and batphones, Fuse is too powerful |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They own the server. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The guild is finished |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Halbert, use your tradeskills and make me a drink. Don't stop until I blackout. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we're going to install Monsters and Memories |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't invite Groverr |
