| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I have disturbing news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Luke Stoltman has been |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | cheating on his wife for some time. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Since SMOE, Arnold and the Rogue Invitational. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kushi put it on her Instagram. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Unfortunate, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but we still have Hooper and LHBK. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shortly after... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We learned that he was cheating too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with his wife's maid of honor... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Loz, Liz, Romark and Paul. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AFTER HE CALLED OUT LUKE LIKE THAT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I BOUGHT SO MUCH LHBK MERCH TOO FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND WHAT IS WITH THESE WOMEN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THROWING THEMSELVES AT THEM? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THESE GUYS ARE FAT CUNTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WITH SHRUNKEN NUTSACKS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A CPAP- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir but they are the strongest- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH STOP FUCKING COPING BEAR CHASER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I asked Luke for nudes, but still- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YEAH YOU AND HALF OF THE EMIRATES! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING OIL MONEY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THESE FAMILY MEN WERE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE BEACONS OF HOPE IN BETWEEN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL OF THE STEROIDS, ALCOHOLISM AND DRUGS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ALONG WITH DIVORCES, DOMESTIC ABUSE AND BULLYING! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AT THIS POINT WE'RE BETTER OFF PUTTING OUR ATTENTION |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TO THE FUCKING NATTIES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AT LEAST THERE THEY CAN'T BLAME IT ON THE FUCKING TREN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't take it anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I supported them because they were family men like me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would be the greatest dad ever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | CHEATERS, ALL OF THEM! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT WSM IS RIGGED, BUT NOW THE ACTUAL ATHLETES ARE FAKE TOO! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS ENTIRE SPORT IS TURNING INTO A DISAPPOINTMENT! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I'm not fully giving up just yet. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There's still Romark and Martins. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There's still Loz and Liz! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Liz said she's not a Reddit mod. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is happening to this sport? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Things were better before social media. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Kaz the GOAT. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Strength does not matter anymore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's all about how popular you are on Instagram. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like Eddie Hall and Pa O'Dwyer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least they seem nice... |
