Hitler Reacts to GCSE Biology Paper 1 2025

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literally my friends summed up in a nutshell at least I got a 9

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Fuhrer, it's your first AQA Biology exam on the 13th of May...
00:04 - 00:05People on TikTok were saying there'd be culturing microorganisms practical
00:05 - 00:07So we revised that
00:08 - 00:12And you revised tumours since they haven't come up in a while...
00:12 - 00:15So we're hoping to get some free marks
00:17 - 00:19Okay, so they came up in the fucking paper then?
00:19 - 00:21All of it, all of the topics?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Cancer...
00:31 - 00:33Cancer didn't come up, there was 1 mark about monoclonal antibodies which you could put it for
00:34 - 00:36...but that's it.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone doing combined science, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck hell AQA?
01:15 - 01:17Secrecy in Jekyll and Hyde and now this shit?
01:18 - 01:23Tumours they said, fucking cancer tumours.
01:25 - 01:28I can't believe this shit.
01:29 - 01:31I revise this shit and they give me gardening manual questions!
01:31 - 01:34And where aspirin originates from?
01:34 - 01:37WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT ORIGNATE FROM
01:37 - 01:40I'M NOT FUCKING ASPIRIN, I DON'T KNOW!
01:40 - 01:42But it was only one mark, and it comes up every year?
01:42 - 01:46So you'd assume they'd stop with this shit!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, it's okay - boundaries won't be high.
01:48 - 01:52So why is everyone saying it was FUCKING EASY?
01:53 - 01:54FUCKING AQA!
01:56 - 01:57I even fucked up the bubble rate question...
01:57 - 02:00cm^3 I thought. No, bubbles/minute.
02:00 - 02:03HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A UNIT!
02:04 - 02:08And now I've wasted these two years learning useless shit when Paper 2 is going to be fucked.
02:08 - 02:13WHY AQA!! FUCKING WHY!! WHY!!
02:14 - 02:16I couldn't just revise the shit that was going to come up
02:17 - 02:21All it contained was the easy non triple stuff that even foundation kids could answer, even Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I had a shit teacher.
02:30 - 02:34I tried, but I'm fucking cooked.
02:34 - 02:36I got 87.5 micrometres instead of 8.75.
02:41 - 02:42But I got the food tests right!
02:43 - 02:474 marks out of a hundred there!!!! YES, BUT I'M STILL GONNA GET A FUCKING U
02:48 - 02:53I just wanted mercy AQA, all I wanted was fucking mercy.
02:54 - 02:56But no, revise how to do the antibiotics practical they said!
02:56 - 02:59Then they ask me to evaluate a practical!
03:00 - 03:02When the fuck has that shit ever come up???
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, combined got a 6 marker on vaccines.
03:14 - 03:164 marker on gills.
03:19 - 03:23I didn't even know what gills were.
03:25 - 03:26I could've got a grade 9.
03:31 - 03:33That's a joke Patrick, I never was.
03:40 - 03:46I need to get 100/100 on Biology Paper 2 and hope everyone's fucking gaslighting themselves.
03:46 - 03:49Maybe then I can pass.
03:53 - 03:56Never again AQA.