| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, it's your first AQA Biology exam on the 13th of May... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | People on TikTok were saying there'd be culturing microorganisms practical |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So we revised that |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And you revised tumours since they haven't come up in a while... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we're hoping to get some free marks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, so they came up in the fucking paper then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All of it, all of the topics? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cancer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cancer didn't come up, there was 1 mark about monoclonal antibodies which you could put it for |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...but that's it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone doing combined science, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck hell AQA? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Secrecy in Jekyll and Hyde and now this shit? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tumours they said, fucking cancer tumours. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I revise this shit and they give me gardening manual questions! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And where aspirin originates from? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT ORIGNATE FROM |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M NOT FUCKING ASPIRIN, I DON'T KNOW! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it was only one mark, and it comes up every year? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So you'd assume they'd stop with this shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's okay - boundaries won't be high. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So why is everyone saying it was FUCKING EASY? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING AQA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I even fucked up the bubble rate question... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | cm^3 I thought. No, bubbles/minute. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A UNIT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now I've wasted these two years learning useless shit when Paper 2 is going to be fucked. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHY AQA!! FUCKING WHY!! WHY!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I couldn't just revise the shit that was going to come up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All it contained was the easy non triple stuff that even foundation kids could answer, even Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had a shit teacher. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I tried, but I'm fucking cooked. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I got 87.5 micrometres instead of 8.75. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I got the food tests right! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 4 marks out of a hundred there!!!! YES, BUT I'M STILL GONNA GET A FUCKING U |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just wanted mercy AQA, all I wanted was fucking mercy. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no, revise how to do the antibiotics practical they said! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then they ask me to evaluate a practical! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When the fuck has that shit ever come up??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, combined got a 6 marker on vaccines. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 4 marker on gills. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't even know what gills were. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could've got a grade 9. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's a joke Patrick, I never was. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to get 100/100 on Biology Paper 2 and hope everyone's fucking gaslighting themselves. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe then I can pass. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Never again AQA. |
