Hitler reacts to IGCSE Edexcel Biology Paper 1
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Biology Paper 1 is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have revised |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the eye, digestion and the lungs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've prepared for questions on the reflex arc and reproduction |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | After a billion past papers, it should be impossible to fuck this up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That question on photosynthesis was super easy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That question on photosynthesis was super easy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says nothing on coordination and response came up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Instead, we were left with food production and flavoured water |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who grows oranges or drinks flavoured water, please move like Euglena into the hallway |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the flip was all the human topics |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I get is some stupid question about a horse's eye colour |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who on earth would even want to know the genotype of a horse |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For fucks sake... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Edexcel with their nonsense practicals |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Inheritance is supposed to be free marks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what was that question about temperature and growth |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why do the people doing these practicals always make weird decisions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, at least we had 8 easy marks on fill in the blanks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what?? The grade boundaries are gonna shoot up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you did well on the CORMS 6 marker |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So did everyone else, they are the same every time |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every time I do a Biology test I think I will get a 9 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But then they ask for the most specific definitions of organelle, allele and ecosystems |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I didn't even know organelles were on the spec |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why is there always so much on plants |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They should call it Botany GCSE at this point |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear Edexcel think of the most random practicals just to torture students |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Two years of my life wasted because Edexcel focuses on the most obscure spec points |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least it's done |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can go home and cry about my 4 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's only the third day of exams |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what was that ladybug graph question |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why was one the axes completely blank? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How am I suppose to use data if there's no numbers on the graph |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That was a nightmare |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why do I even bother revising when none of the questions even make sense |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I could have been studying for Eng Lit next week |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we drink flavoured water and grow oranges |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least there's only one more Biology paper |
| 03:19 - 03:26 | Then I'll never have to touch food production ever again |
| 03:26 - 03:27 | *Fish Farming* |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well there's only one thing left to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cry about Biology Paper 2 knowing that Edexcel is gonna make up some BS practical |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stem cells, excretion the possibilities for them are endless |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least food production won't come up again (hopefully) |