The American
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The American Weekend good job to everyone and all the winners. This is for a good laugh hope it makes your day easier.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The weather turned cold and wet. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We didn't expect so much rain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The roosters held their feed and were bad leady.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We even tried the burnt match up the ass trick |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | No matter what they wouldn't throw the feed and moisture. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who the fuck win the derby? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know it wasn't you MOTHER FUCKERS. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Stretch |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tmac |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Also Vance and the Asian guy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Asian guy is a great feeder |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the room besides Gage, Buck, Cuz, and Fatboy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I TOLD you Mother Fuckers !!!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Feed wet to move the feed and built up moisture! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It tells their body it's ok to let GO! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I heard y'all was using gunpowder. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've told you a thousand times that shit don't work! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's ain't nothing but fucking snake Oil magic tricks ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've never had good luck with it. . |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It even sometimes make them go blind ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, my uncle uses it.He won a good Christmas derby |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's was 40 fucking years ago. Maybe the gunpowder was old |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir I swear it was fresh.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | One more word about gunpowder and I'll cull your ASS!I didn't have to send y'all my best show! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tmac is better than y'all's ASSES ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How many times did I say Peaches and Yogurt |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But no ! Y'all feed apples and marshmallows |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those were good stuart Albanys! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm gonna cull all their fucking sisters !! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can bet your sweet asses on that! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | David Bishop advised that cross |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's never steered me wrong |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Y'all are gonna give me a fucking heart attack |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We won a lot back in the 90's |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stuart Albanys was always a no brainer cross |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's no way they went bad. Don't worry he won't kill the double lefts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And some one said one even turned his head . WTF was really going on |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I told you a thousand times to check spurs and watch the ref wipe the other one down good! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you had your mind on chasing whores instead! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You coulda done that shit after we won ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I heard you kept eyeing some dark haired whore at the motel!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's not talking about you. You're a lady. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | David Bishop has always overseen my broodpen selection |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He even taught me the code. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's a secret way of pointing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our spurs weren't sharp enough |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need some good fish hooks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've got a really nice penmar stag |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Buck , start catching Albany pullets. |