| 00:00 - 00:03 | The HNA playoffs are wrapping up. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | C3 is tonight |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Teams are traveling to St. Peters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Teams have been battling for over two months. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The championship game is tonight at 9:15 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Prepare the celebration |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the Venom |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ghost Peppers might win |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the whole thing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have any relative on the Nanooks or Pandas get the fuck out of here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those asshole Nanooks |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they won last summer. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What happened to all the ringers we sent to them to win the league? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew we couldn't trust Newhouse. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bunch of Oldies could have won. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even those damn Ice Picks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | could have made it to the finals |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did it have to be the Ghost Peppers? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir their goalie is amazing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He uses smelling salts before games and cold plunges after |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The whole team has improved |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Venom beat them in OT 3 weeks ago |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they should be out. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about that goalie |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we provided to the Night Owls |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he was supposed to end them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No one expected them to go this far |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those damn Garthe's just keep taking penalties |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and scoring goals |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hagen even hurt his knee last game after scoring |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and they still won |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Baldas was the only one who could even skate |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | when these guys started |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Trash Pandas played 3 seasons |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and can't even make the playoffs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I didn't think adding that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | guy from the East Coast |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | would help them this much |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - Fuck the Nanooks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Venom could still win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they can represent us in Toronto |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Ghost Peppers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | may be here to stay |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If they pull this out it would be an epic victory |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe it's not so crazy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | best of luck |
