| 00:00 - 00:03 | So... we have found items here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a few more here.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and loads of shit here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The main body of crap was found in the hallway and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the dishes from a midnight snack...here! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And this has been reported a few times |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | around Fire East? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Robbie.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Reports are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Reports are coming in that its spread to HQ now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We think its McLernon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave... Mr Foot, Biceps, Wesley and Big Nose |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | CALL YOURSELVES CC's |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU COMMANDING? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS INFESTATION HAS GONE ON FOR TOO BLOODY LONG! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | McLernon! What's this I hear about him applying for an Irish passport? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nobody wanted one at one point |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now every Mick is trying to get hold of one!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You five better put your crucifixes down |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and pull him back in line |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Robbie. But he received his Irish passport yesterday. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | STICK IT UP HIS FECKIN' ARSE.....OPEN AND SIDEWAYS!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Robbie. He says its Globally recognised. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Globally recognised...Next he'll be shouting- |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 'LONG LIVE A UNITED IRELAND' |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Does he believe borders open |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for people who don’t rinse a bowl?... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ..for those who cook smelly fish at 1am? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How the fuck have you lot let it go this far? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't you do your inspections? Airswebs? Or check red kite? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its not hard Ben, just sign it off first thing. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then its done and you can have your shagging Christmas stand down! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is a stain on the Watch. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We used to be a proud, honourable White Watch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shield Wall forever. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to stay up all night, lying to the computer just to get us in a 'Good place'. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can deal with most of it, The Goat and the Chair incidents |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they were funny.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but this is right up there with the plastic shit!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and you were the ring leader Banksy. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Jack, he's not mad at us this time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're gonna have to bring McLernon back in to the fold |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is it even possible... I ask myself. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where to start? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get the officers to put their hands in the sink? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can put union bunting around the station and sing the national anthem in the morning |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but even then it might be too late... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...he might be lost to the republic forever!! |
