| 00:00 - 00:03 | China CO2 emissions are increasing again. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | India is also up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Europe is down, mainly |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | due to high energy prices and a collapsing industry |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Berlin is starting to raise red flags |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care. We control |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the global narrative and institutions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bad news boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump has again pulled out of Paris |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As we feared |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone to leave the room, except my management team and legal counsel |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That piece of shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare he! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have to admit he is directionally right - our science says |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | climate is not existential but we still |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | want to keep people alert |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | As Goebbels has taught us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The bigger the lie, the more likely it is |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | people will believe it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe we should change our communication? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Absolutely not. We need to keep the people scared. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Isn't that unethical? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You f***king imbecile stupid fool! Don´t you understand |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that this is not about science?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The zillion pages of science in our reports |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | say the climate consequences are manageable, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we will continue to get richer, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and more people will be lifted out of poverty. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don´t care! I hate those smug oil directors |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | making more money than me, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But I have learned a thing or two from Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | these damned academics daring to challenge our narrative, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | using weather data to tear down our extreme |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | weather scare. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Any bad weather event |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | shall now be deemed man-made. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Polls show climate engagement is dropping. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | People will pay for their betrayal. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Electricity bills shall explode, so the people will pay with their own blood! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And prices on food and other necessities too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax Gerda, Norway will sell us cheap electricity. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let us start preparing for next COP |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to stay firm with our strategy. We are so close. EU has swallowed this hook, line and sinker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | US will follow. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Unless Trump goes for a third term |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't think he will. He's not like me. So I think we're safe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Start preparing my speech for COP. And remember to book my private jet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Noone tells me the world will be fine |
