The Bumpy Road
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A story about the journey along a bumpy road on a far away island
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Monthly Operations Meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The field is large and conatins much hydrocarbon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have drilled some wells with massive gas tests |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hmmmmm ... "Wall of Cash" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The distance to the export pipeline is short |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How long will this take to put online? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To get that money? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We said |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 60 days |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But it's taken a couple of years |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It is what it is |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not involved in Operations leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told everyone 60 days like a broken record player |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You set up your Rum Tents and had your parties |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone was wasted, even the good girls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You were supposed to be responsible team leaders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was riding Horses at the Art Gallery |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can I run a Company from another Country? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If none of you can get this done without me? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Rum was much stronger than we expected |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Jesus Man, are you a lightweight sissy? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Casc A facility is complete now sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And the production has fallen through the floor |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is no Wall of Cash |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What are we going to do now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Go out and raise more capital in the market? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And dilute the living hell out of the shareholders? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about that Bridge? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How long can it possibly take to build a bridge? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Get the bloody rig drilling wells |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So we can tie them in to get online |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | To improve the cashflow |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How are we going to pay my insane salary without more cash? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Salary and free shares is why I am here |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now I have to go to London |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Another First Class flight, good food, and a comfy seat that lies flat like a bed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fancy hotel with big pillows and satin sheets |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hat in hand meetings |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | On my knees taking what they have to give |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you understand how humiliating it is? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It doesn't mean he's gay ..... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the little worm didn't even pay ..... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Farked me twice, I can't look in the mirror |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I got properly screwed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I look like an amateur Rodeo Clown |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should offer directors loans and buy shares ourselves |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But none of us ever do it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hang your heads in shame |