Hitler Learns of the Rise of USC Recruiting
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• 5/2/2025Hitler is told the news about the USC Football's 2026 recruiting and current development
00:00 - 00:03 | Big 10 Recruiting is taking on a new meaning. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our greatest fears |
00:05 - 00:07 | have begun to be realized |
00:08 - 00:12 | USC has taken back Mater Dei and beginning to put a fence |
00:12 - 00:15 | around California recruiting |
00:17 - 00:19 | No problem Tom Tom and Jonas are still ours we will overcome |
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00:24 - 00:26 | my leader... |
00:27 - 00:28 | recruiting |
00:31 - 00:33 | recruiting is being dominated by the Trojans, |
00:34 - 00:36 | They now have NIL Power |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room except Lanning, Sark, Smart, and Freeman |
01:13 - 01:15 | You spent all of that money for nothing |
01:15 - 01:17 | Ohio St wins and now Superman has awoken |
01:18 - 01:23 | NIL was our Kryptonite! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now they will wipe us all out |
01:29 - 01:31 | Our women, our children |
01:31 - 01:34 | will be singing their fight song! |
01:34 - 01:37 | And there is not a damn thing we can do about it |
01:37 - 01:40 | It's over! White Horses and Victory signs! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We still have the Fighting Leprechaun |
01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot you lost Bowden and staff in one swoop! |
01:46 - 01:48 | my leader we still have shiny helmets |
01:48 - 01:52 | The Buckeyes slapped you into reality |
01:53 - 01:54 | You idiot you're not going anywhere |
01:56 - 01:57 | Sark, Lanning, and Smart what are your lousy excuses? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Sark it took you 10 years to win 10 games |
02:00 - 02:03 | Lanning you smiling clown got beat by the Buckeyes like you stole something |
02:04 - 02:08 | You all should be fired for incompetence |
02:08 - 02:13 | Sark who cares if you got off the bottle? |
02:14 - 02:16 | You laughed about the fires, now we're on fire |
02:17 - 02:21 | Smart, I'm not done with you! Can't you keep kids out of jail and driving school?! |
02:27 - 02:29 | USC's defense will be devastating |
02:30 - 02:34 | That D'Anton Lynn is a genius catch by Riley |
02:34 - 02:36 | Dawgwork is taking over! |
02:41 - 02:42 | 25 recruits, #1 Recruiting Class |
02:43 - 02:47 | in May is insane, sickeningly insane |
02:48 - 02:53 | like Covid we won't get over it |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm channeling Kendrick Lamar now |
02:56 - 02:59 | With our last breath we must stem their recruiting |
03:00 - 03:02 | No use trying California |
03:04 - 03:07 | together to the portal girlfriend |
03:14 - 03:16 | It was a pathetic dream from the start |
03:19 - 03:23 | Even my friends told me it would end this way |
03:25 - 03:26 | USC to the B1G was serious |
03:31 - 03:33 | There's still time for you to apply |
03:40 - 03:46 | I might even try LA I heard it was the pLAce to be |
03:46 - 03:49 | And screw those Bruins |
03:53 - 03:56 | our last hope |
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