Elon reacts to Twitter Implosion
29,027 views12/19/2022
Elon Musk is not doing so great at running Twitter so far. This sums up his experience
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@CatsSimsBooks3 years ago
"It's OK, I'll show you how to set up Mastodon later" totally cracks me up
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@Sk88queen3 years ago
Bravo!
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@SFCityLegends3 years ago
Taking out the trash
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@SmartFellow43 years ago
Twitter is way better with him. The far left is simply seething that they lost their safe space and platform to control the narrative.
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@exrace3 years ago
Perfection!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the woke mind virus cornered |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We banned the libtard journalists... |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | ...and links are now being censored |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can't say "mastodon" or "post" or "Elon sucks" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that little creep posting flight details has had his legs broken |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, excellent... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll go after the trans people and Jews tomorrow. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Elon... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That poll... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That poll you posted about resigning as CEO of twitter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it has not gone your way. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Sacks, Calacanis, Andreeson, and Catturd, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How in the fuck could this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is it even fucking possible to lose my own poll?!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I paid $44 Billion for this garbage webshite and now I have to fucking resign?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even have my mom simping for me in the comments FFS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not that she makes any fucking sense! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have just made my own website, "Super Social." |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But NOOOO, I hade to go "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" on myself |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Well "Vox Populi" is fucking dumb, what the fuck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Elon we can just make an excuse to run the poll over again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I already did that with the last one Jason, you fucking tool! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps I can take over personally |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah because you're just full of brilliant fucking ideas aren't you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking idiots, all of you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't you have a podcast to promote? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The one where you and a bunch of has-been losers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | take turns grifting money from your gaggle of wannabe nerds? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now the Saudis are up my ass for interest payments |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I'm stuck in this hellhole sniffing my own farts with a bunch of edgelord losers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All my old supporters are turning on me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and the only ones who still like me are MAGA losers, and Russians! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This isn't support to happen to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the goddamn rocket man electric car genius |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I put the goddamn internet in space, FFS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should be digging Tesla out of the massive crisis I created, not banning URLs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If I had just paid the $1 Billion severance penalty and walked away, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I would still be the world's richest man |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now that fucking handbag salesman has me beat... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't even fucking get me started about Bezos! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, i'll show you how to set up Mastodon later. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | I just wanted a free speech platform... |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Then I realized I fucking hate free speech |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | I just tweeted again, BTW |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have fun walking that one back, assholes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On the bright side, at least I made total fools out of Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | You do have to appreciate the small victories in life. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make Dril CEO |