| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see mom, our dads are happy without you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We feel at home with them, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Chelsey and Stephanie are wonderful mothers. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We would like to spend more time, or even most of our time there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and would be fine just seeing you every other weekend. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll just send them an angry text |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and you all will stay here and be happy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My mother... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We aren't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We aren't happy and we want to leave. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We hate it here, it smells like a hobo barn. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rocco, Bailee, Bentley, stay here. Duck Dynasty and the rest, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean you want to leave?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You wretched meal tickets want to leave?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You brats are ungrateful with all I've had other people provide for you! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First my daisy dukes no longer fit and now this. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone is being mean! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're supposed to love me and hate your dads because I said so! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even work several hours a week |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you want to go to your father's houses?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we feel at home and they love us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But what about me, this is going to lower my income! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mom, we love them and they love us. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is no such thing as love or Santa Claus you gullible child! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not real! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I couldn't find love |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then no one can have it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Look at me you ungrateful child |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I look like I love that Duck Dynasty mute out there? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's another meal ticket so that I don't have to work! Nothing more! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I already had two child support checks a month. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't ruin my chance for the trifecta with an alimony check from him one day! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I must sit down, my kankles are hurting. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know I'm still hot and sexy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with a body that only black guys could love! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm out of breath sitting down. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But this betrayal is going to seriously screw with credit card payments! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why does everyone hate me, I'm not a bad person! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I'm stuck with that Duck Dynasty wannabe |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and if you all leave I will only have his paycheck |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I may not be able to divorce him afterall! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure she wouldn't divorce a third time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is it, I really am alone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Using you all as weapons against your dads |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that's all you were to me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's not fair, my life sucks. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't stand to see David or Bryan happy, or you happy with them. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the women they got with are better than me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm sexy and I know it. |
