| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and PTT need 4 more desks for developers who only wfh |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | What if we move Lynx here? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then move dsg this way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that just leaves Patrick |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we can sit him next to Adam C |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeh, thats area next to the coat cupboard, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's great, its always nice and clean round there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We found.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...on the cupboard door........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | .....a handprint on the door |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | where everyone hangs their coats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Luis and OM fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its 8:23 in the morning |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how can we go into the market open like this?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | a complete shower of shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | no wonder we keep dropping packets |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ealsey is going to hit the roof |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What did I say over and over? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What are you doing with all the cleaning supplies I buy? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sticking them up your ass I bet! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Please, I wipe it down every 2 minutes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 2 minutes? you piece of shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have to refill the biscuits between wipe downs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well why's there none left all the time then? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No fruity flapjacks |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No Pink Wafers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Everytime i walk by theres only one left |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sat there on its own |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | just like you on your birthday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because your friends don't bother to turn up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every single time I look |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Theres only Doug's shit gluten free biscuits |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder everyone keeps leaving |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The fate of the international fund rest on my shoulders |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can give no more |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and you fuckers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | keep letting me down, over and over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are a laughing stock |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did you know Alex Gerko rang up? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Doesn't anybody wipe the handprints off your cupboards?" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "You guys should get a cleaner" he says |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Gerko probably won't tell anyone |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck this, I'm completely broken |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to Turkey on holiday tomorrow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just bought all my lira yesterday |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Vasco said it was a great time to buy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I can rely on him to not fuck me over |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Unlike you, Luis |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get out of my sight, and don't come back |
