Spectrum Picks the Next Ashbringer

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The most important decision a gay man has made in the entire history of history.

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00:00 - 00:03Thank you Troystory for hosting a guild meeting
00:04 - 00:05to pick the very first wielder
00:05 - 00:07of Ashbringer of Spectrum
00:08 - 00:12Here is a list of the candidates and what they have contributed to the guild
00:12 - 00:15Please review carefully and let me know what you think.
00:17 - 00:19I noticed "Troy" isnt on the list.
00:19 - 00:21The list must be redone.
00:24 - 00:26Troystory
00:27 - 00:28"Troy"
00:31 - 00:33"Troy" is just one of your 30 alts.
00:34 - 00:36I'm not sure "Troy" is the best pick.
00:53 - 00:58I need all "valid" candidates that come prepared for raid to leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15"Troy" will be the next Ashbringer!
01:15 - 01:17I have made spreadsheets!
01:18 - 01:23Every week I must remind everyone
01:25 - 01:28to sign up, to SR, to use a monitor!
01:29 - 01:31Half of these people use typewriters!
01:31 - 01:34I cannot fathom how this list was made!
01:34 - 01:37Remake the list and make sure
01:37 - 01:40no retards like Ryy, Saux, or Oryx are on it!
01:40 - 01:42Troystory your paladin is an alt who has no gear!
01:42 - 01:46THEN RUN ME THROUGH NAX AT RANK ONE SEAL!!
01:46 - 01:48Troystory that isnt fair to the rest of us!
01:48 - 01:52I dont care whats fair!
01:53 - 01:54I want Ashbringer!
01:56 - 01:57Everyday, I put up with shit talkers,
01:57 - 02:00"your mom jokes," "NEW" raid strats,
02:00 - 02:03Listening to multiple people talk over my soft voice.
02:04 - 02:08Then when we are on a roll, October laughs which makes everyone else laugh
02:08 - 02:13Our retarded mages pulling agro and dying.
02:14 - 02:16My pally is the glue that holds Spectrum together.
02:17 - 02:21Oryx! Dont make me laugh. He is retarded!
02:27 - 02:29You guys are giving me cancer.
02:30 - 02:34I had Atiesh in classic, I will have Ashbringer!
02:34 - 02:36My paladin needs it, I need it.
02:41 - 02:42For fucks sake!
02:43 - 02:47You guys have no actual Idea
02:48 - 02:53How stressful it is to AFK on 3 accounts.
02:54 - 02:56But I'll make a spreadsheet
02:56 - 02:59and point out every stressful POINT!
03:00 - 03:02Then you will all see my pain, my struggles!
03:04 - 03:07Its ok October, you can laugh at funny people
03:14 - 03:16I am disappointed in this list,
03:19 - 03:23in all of you for forgetting my 6th alt.
03:25 - 03:26Such a shame.
03:31 - 03:33Ill get attuned to Naxx
03:40 - 03:46Ill be the best retard paladin in this guild.
03:46 - 03:49We dont need Ryy, Morbid, Oryx, Saux.
03:53 - 03:56Now leave, I need to microwave my hotpockets.