| 00:00 - 00:03 | Eugene is coming up with some multidimensional fee markets to fix some of these issues |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Soon we will scale up to the limits of physics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll take over Arbitrum |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then Base |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then those hippies at OP |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why bother, we have the most scalable network, our competition is the Nasdaq |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need to think about building a Solana Vision Pro |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mert... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mert... Mainnet Beta is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mainnet Beta is down. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We haven't been producing blocks since 10:22 UTC |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't bald or a backend engineer leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I look like a fucking clown |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been dabbing on these Ethereum bitches all over X |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are supposed to be a global atomic state machine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How am I supposed to dunk on them now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sassal is going to out-deadlight me at this rate |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We survived that fucking cat's 12 airdrops |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But couldn't stay up on a random tuesday morning? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I supposed to face the Inversebrahs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's just a blip - we'll be up soon, and then there's firedancer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Firedancer is like 18 months away! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I don't think so, there's a really good team on it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If people start buying shitcoins on Base we're going to have to pivot to AI |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Like some TAO bullshit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you understand how much I have roasted them for being slow and expensive |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I fucking cooked them. You can see the steam coming off my head like that one video |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now we are fucking DOWN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who knows when we will be able to take the mainnet beta label off now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This was supposed to be our year. The institutions were coming. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now visa is going to fucking deploy to Base |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile we're about to get some new blog post from Vitalik |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The manlets must be rallied. We must keep them energized. Real Soylana manlet shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | OPOS. Hook the fucking electrical grid up to Solana or something |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Another 1000x |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking supercomputer nodes and we're down when there's literally nothing going on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had like 3 dunks queued up on zk rollups today and now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll get ratio'd more than the Drift founders after announcing points |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ethereum is a fucking dinosaur chain. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Slow, state bloat, high costs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well you can't bloat state that's fucking down |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, shitcoiners can't get liquidated |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to go back to the drawing board |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe bigger nodes. Maybe run two clients. I don't fucking know. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give the firedancer kids some adderall |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anatoly is too busy being likeable and nice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I must be the villain Solana needs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I can't cook when we're fucking down |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go on. Use fucking Sei for all I care |
