LotrO Harad Expansion
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It's tradition that whenever an expansion is announced someone does one of these videos
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, Corporate told us "Hurry up and get the expansion delivered! Players need to be distracted!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "You have very little time" they said. "Hurry up!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "we are very worried, the complaints have increased massively recently." |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "These players aren't stupid, you're close to losing everything" they said. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | One tease article and they're asking for a preorder link |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | What complaints? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | What complaints? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Hand over your card details addict! You're cooked! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | What complaints? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You remember the lies we sold around 64 bit having better performance? |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And how none of it was true and it was a disaster? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I guess they just "forgot" all about that! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What is it going to take? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | How pathetic are these guys? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Wait until they hear the 95% voice lines! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | FreeAiVoice.com! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and it sucks |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | the AI voice sucks so bad! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | But they'll forget about that too I guess! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | As long as they get to log in, tweak their outfits, and stand on bree fence |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and look at their hobbit characters |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | listen to voicelines with 5000ms ping |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So anyway, we have made tremendous moves towards game closure |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and our early redundancy packages |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | so we can end this nightmare |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and never hear their "complaints" again |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the tickets |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | imagine the support tickets |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "Hello Mr SSG Support, I cannot access the game for some reason" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Poor guys |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "Where, where is my-" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "Where is my hobbi-" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "Where is my hobbit I spent 20 years on" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "20 years and around $10,000 in store items" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "Where has he gone? How do I get him back? Help me login please." |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Because they think they own it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Because they think they own it, yeah |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | "Help me recover my account please I think I've been hacked" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Oh my god I cannot even imagine it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I won't see it, I'll be on the beach with my cocktail |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Which beach would that be? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Somewhere nice and quiet, away from Computers |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and "complaints", and a lovely young lady on my hip |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | yeah you won't see me in the "Remembrance discord" |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Maybe I'll join it on a burner just to see |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Wouldn't you? If you were in my shoes? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | "Hey I know it's been a while but can anyone update my ticket?" |