| 00:00 - 00:05 | every time the match begins the players are counting the reapers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | trying to hurry up and swap builds |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | thinking they can hard counter our favorite class |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | players are still hopeful we will balance the Necromancers so there is more class distribution. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | just wait until they get a taste of ritualist |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and warrior... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | yes warrior |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | we have very special plans for them |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | the new build is even worse |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | worse than bladesworn in its current iteration has ever been |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | there were some complications in the creation process |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and we were limited on funds with warrior development |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | the new spec is a free kill |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | even condi mech is stronger |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | watching them fight and die |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | will be even more hilarious |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | than watching berserkers die instantly |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | to 2 conditions from a reaper |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they will have depression from the death log |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but guess what, we have good news |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | we will still be profiting |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | from all the swimsuit sales |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | on to other matters. Mesmers are also getting a new build |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and many players think it will be support |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | but little do they know |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | its even trashier than the current chronomancer build |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the over-nerfed useless build |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | people still try to use that garbage |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | even though tempest is fifty times better |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | but what do we care, they still buy gems |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | lots of gems too |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | for skins |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | grown men love dressing up as women |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but who are we to complain |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | more money for us and the upcoming game |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | wishing for guild wars 3 |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah we will give u guild wars 3 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | its going to be a mobile pay 2 win game |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | for android and IOS |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | complete with autopathing |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | and loaded to the brim with microtransactions |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but who cares |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and yes it will have swimsuit skins |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | we know thats all they care about |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | i mean who doesnt like a dead warrior |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | especially in a twenty dollar pixel swimsuit |
