| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new GOC General wants to speak to you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He wants you to sign a new document, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Regarding reparations to Pinewood. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's saying that if an SCP gets to Surface, we have to pay the GOC; |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Potentially up to $25,000 depending on what it is. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What a ridiculous idea. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely he knows I won't sign it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cade... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The General... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The General is saying we don't have a choice. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wants to assassinate you if you say no. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name isn't Athena, Broda, Pennington or Grong, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just when one headache is executed, here comes the FIFTH in a row! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | God FORBID I tell the GOC they're not allowed to demand things after losing a war, my bad I guess! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $25,000 for a breach when they blew up Pinewood doing tank jousting... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hope you're all excited to go straight back to war! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Here I was thinking MAYBE Cheesy would calm down after this one, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But evidently he's more interested in skullfucking his regiment straight into the ground! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cade surely he's just trying to look strong on his new character cut him some slack- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT'S THE POINT IN US WINNING THE WAR IF HE'S JUST GOING TO KILL ME ANYWAY? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's surely just bluffing, no way they want another war! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you learned anything from the last four times of this nonsense? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WAR IS ALL THEY WANT AT ALL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How many times do we have to teach Cheesy this, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When four of his Generals die for the exact same reason, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And yet he still wants to get all buddy-buddy with CI instead of with us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'm hearing that the document Chich found was just a decoy, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And apparently they're even LYING about how bad the GOC/CI war is going to be! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just how much does this man hate the Foundation? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next you'll tell me they detonated a hydrogen bomb in 457's cc! (oh wait) |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why are things like this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are so much better as allies, and yet here I am being threatened AGAIN. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Does diplomacy just not exist in this mans brain? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Honestly, I give up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If even an FEL warship blowing him up isn't enough, clearly nothing will be. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You could drop 082's engorged ass on their FOB, flatten it and he'd still come back wanting war! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's like an endless damn cycle! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | An endless damn cycle of temper tantrums and shit flinging! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW HARD IS IT FOR US TO JUST GO BACK TO TESTING TOGETHER? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the GOC clearly won't try to blow up all of LCZ. (:clueless:) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know what? They can do whatever. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have departments to look after. They're more important than this stupidity. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cheesy wins this time. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The GOC can do what they'd like. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Though let me make it clear if they try to attack us again, I'll personally start the next war. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For once I won't be the one getting trolled by a PK. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God save my sanity. |
