| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right my fellow Knox cunts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have denied their request |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To draft in extra players |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For the coming semi final |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At the Home of Football |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They will not make 11 men |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Our place in the final is secured. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Knox Cunt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have some news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have Eleven. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Keasty has confirmed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Keasty...who clears every ball and crushes wingers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That backline is impenetrable! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Thommo will break our hearts and ankles |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Seb is an unstoppable handsome bastard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | On the left Mark, his neon boots will blind us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They say hes bought a special pair for finals |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Del in goal |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He must have a 4 leaf clover |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Gets a hand to every ball |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm told that Danny Hunt will play midfield |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That Div 2 baller will rip us apart! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | His pin point crosses will taken care of |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit, they have golden booted Brett dominating the air |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He'll score 3. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Eddie will bully us all day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He'll be laughing under that mustache |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Shaging Milfs and our central mids |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And big Daz? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Winning everything in the air |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If he shows up in the Arsene Wenger coat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will know we are fucked |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're giving Jake a run on the right |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There will be mazy runs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We cannot catch the Bummie Bomber |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And who the fucky is Bouldy? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He wasn't in the squad a few weeks ago |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Apparently replaced some guy who scores goals with his cock |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There will be no late penalties this time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No comebacks |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just a shagging from North Sydney |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They are going to "Let the Boys Play" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we should forfeit again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wipe our tears with our trust funds |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know we are cunts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But we dont deserve this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | North Sydney will batter us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lets hope for a washout |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are fucked |
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