| 00:00 - 00:03 | Duggy your wife’s Facebook has been found |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The lads have seen pictures |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Of you and her at your wedding |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rumors are flying it’s your cousin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Because you come from the shithole otherwise known as burnley |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don’t worry the lads will protect me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They love their one true senior rate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Püsser |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your wren went.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She went through your phone while you were pissed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She’s the one that found the Facebook page |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn’t seen the Facebook page please stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | God damn these retched wrens! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Can a senior rate not have a relationship |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With one of these, rollover loving, marriage ending fucks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I’ll tell you something boys |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There’s no hiding from this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every Killick and Cpl from Culdrose to lossie |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Will be pulling lads from work to show them this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To show them my fucking life falling to pieces |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Why did you get with a wren when you were married? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP JENGO, this is a big boy discussion! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein püsser, it’s a reasonable question? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your a fucking glorified phase 2B |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Useless cunt! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That’s just great.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She’ll be messaging my wife right now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Telling her how long it’s been going on |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is why I had sideburns and shit glasses! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To keep a low profile! No social media either!, it was a solid plan! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how fucking hard it was living two lives! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The christmases and birthdays I had to navigate, would have made fucking Nelson proud! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can’t I be like the other |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 99 percent of seniors who are cheating on their wives |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But not getting caught? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or the wren not caring? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I wanted was to shag my way through a midlife crises like most seniors! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s that fucking common I’m sure it’s in a BR somewhere! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But the Nigel githeth and taketh |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A long career but this is how I’ll be remembered? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | As the one senior who let his wren too close!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry it’s different when you’re fucking an officer! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was a happy life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A wife in one part of the country |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A wren in the other. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fuck it then |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The senior rates mess will take me in, some of them didn’t even cheat, just that boring |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ugly fuckers also, but they’ll have me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fucked it up |
