| 00:00 - 00:03 | The mail contracts fucked and we need an excuse to close Inverness. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So the plan is |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We’re going to move them to Glasgow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | nowhere near where they want to live |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Away from their friends, family, houses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And they’re obviously happy with this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With no push back from the pilots or unions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No Jonathon |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Many more have resigned |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And more are refusing to leave Inverness and move their entire life to Glasgow |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We may not be able to crew any freighters… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except HR, Maurice Boyle and Neil Hughes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You tell those fucking stick monkeys |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don’t give a fuck if they have kids and mortgages |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They will be in Glasgow by Summer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is exactly why we made Dave King flight crew manager |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to deliver this shit storm to them. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They should count themselves fucking lucky |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to be flying a shitty freighter to a cupboard in benbecula |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Three and a half hours away from their family. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Jonathon they’re just going to get a job that actually pays them fairly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But did you tell them about the whole £8k resettlement |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes somehow it’s not as attractive as getting divorced. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They’re lucky they even have a job whilst bookings are this “soft”. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They’re so soft! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | In these consultations, you fucking tell them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are open to suggestions, but we are absolutely not unless they’re ours. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And they better not cost any fucking money! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don’t know what more they want |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We gave them 6 sector days with Birmingham at the end. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We always tell them about changes in plenty of time. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they’re demanding to not be displaced from a place they actually like |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and will almost definitely not resign if they can remain in. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can’t face making my Glasgow princesses fly that fucking -500. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And work something called “night shift” |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You tell them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not rest until I make this job as unattractive as possible! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 70 pilots working their notice, it’s not enough! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’ll start sending their CV’s to Jet2 myself. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might even stick one in for you Neil you mindless cunt. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Judas bastards |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Dave |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don’t know what to do anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We’ve got no pilots, Maurice is going senile and Neil |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You’re just a wank. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anyway, one aircraft bases don’t work |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Plus I can’t be fucked putting out another podcast or getting any questions on the staff survey, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck Inverness and the Royal Mail. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, fuck this my Virgin interview is on Friday so fuck you all. |
