| 00:00 - 00:03 | the oscars have kicked off in la |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | conan o'brien is hosting and is making a lot of jokes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wicked has 10 nominations while emilia perez has 13 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ariana grande is up for best supporting actress |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while the film is up for best picture |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | no doubt best supporting actress |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is ariana's. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ariana |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ariana grande lost the best supporting actress oscar |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | zoe saldana won for emilia perez |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who thought emilia perez was great leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the hell? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | zoe saldana won? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we all know that emilia perez was a fucking trainwreck of a film |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it made out of africa look like a masterpiece |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the oscars have gone woke |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the oscars have really gone woke |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | zoe saldana winning over ariana grande? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i can't believe that a film about a transgender drug cartel boss won |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein fuhrer wicked will still win oscars for costumes and production design |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | bullshit i would rather commit harakiri than watch emilia perez |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein fuhrer zoe was more popular than ariana |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | whoever thought zoe was better than ariana |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | bullshit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you would think ariana would |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | take home |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | best supporting actress |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but instead they hand the oscar to |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | zoe bloody saldana |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | this is the worst oscars ever |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i was happy when oppenheimer won last year |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and now the oscars have gone woke |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how exactly drunk were the voters |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i hope they're shot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | emilia perez is a terrible film |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it's a horrible film |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | about a transgender cartel boss |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that beat wicked of all films |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | all the controversies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all the bleeding controversies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, ariana will win next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | this is the worst oscars ever |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i'm happy for mikey madison |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | adrian brody |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and kieran culkin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but zoe saldana's win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | was nothing short of undeserving |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i hope ariana wins next year |
