| 00:00 - 00:03 | 2025 Road games include stops at Vegas, Chicago, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Charlotte, and Detroit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The rest obviously are division road games |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Like New York, Washington, Philly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Home games against the Jets, Arizona, Packers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good thing we are signing Micah any day now |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That'll give us hope this season |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Micah |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Micah is asking to be traded |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has grown tired of Jerry's BS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in this room leave except for Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm f^%# tired of the way the Cowboys do business |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are always in salary cap hell |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The contracts are shitty and always last minute |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Always making record breaking player salaries |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They fail to sign players early |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then have no depth on their roster |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Last year was a joke with CeeDee's signing and Dak getting hurt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Plus that crap with the coaching staff |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, Dak is saying that this is the year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dak can't even last a season without being injured |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, Jerry said that this year he is all in |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jerry hasn't done shit since Jimmy left |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its always "this is our year" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The last time the Cowboys won, it was captured on VHS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The cheerleaders on that team are now grandmas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why can't Jerry get a real GM!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm tired of following a team that is now a laughing stock |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | of the league. Every year its the same shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't do this anyone. Why can't Jerry the owner fire Jerry the GM? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't he just retire to a nursing home? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or sail the Brava Eugenia all over the world |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's hard being a Cowboys fan |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Being America's team once meant something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we can't even win the division |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Can't win more than one playoff game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Heartbreak after heartbreak. Year after year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Meanwhile the patriots, broncos, chiefs, rams, ravens have won since |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even deer in the headlights Ely won twice |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even the shitty eagles won, rebuilt and won again |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK we don't even like football |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I need to root for another team |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Long gone are the days of america's team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more Stabauch |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Aikman is long gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still remember back to back superbowls |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Beating the Niners at Candlestick and at Texas Staduim |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It hard being a Cowboys fan these days |
