| 00:00 - 00:03 | [Haley] First you’ll swoon him with your piano |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | [Haley] Then, you’ll show him Garner |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He loves the outdoors, so Gardner should bring him home |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | [Haley] If we can get Mac, Riley, Remy to come he’ll see you love family |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | [Haley] George should fall in love with you on mount baldy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | [Pea] That’s good, he’s been single for years he’ll fall for ne |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | [Pea] easy peasy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | [Haley] Pea |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | [Haley] George is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | [Noah] Pea George is married… she’s 45 with massive bobs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | [Noah] but it’s not your fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | [Pea] Riley, Remy, Matt, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | [Pea] WHAT THE HELL… HOW IS HE MARRIED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND SHE HAS MASSIVE BOBS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | [Pea] IM SICK OF THESE TRIFLING HOES STEALING MY MEN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [Pea] not to mention Gail and her little rat dog |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [Pea] AND THE DAMN STUFFING INCIDENT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | [Pea] I can’t even enjoy thanksgiving anymore |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | [Pea] George was supposed to be mine |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | [Pea] I even told him he was more powerful than he knew |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [Haley] Pea I can dm him on Facebook I can fix it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | [Pea] NO YOU CANT HES MARRIED AND SHE HAS BOBBA |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [Haley] I’ll tell him she has an STD |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | [Pea] you think this horny man gives a shit about STDS? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | [Pea] HES 80 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | [Pea] I even believed his bs stories |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | [Pea] about how he was a pilot and a cop |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | [Pea] and don’t get me started about his TRAILER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [Pea] I even let him come to Jenny’s for Easter |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [Pea] JUST TO FIND HES USING ME AS A SIDEHOE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | [Pea] and this whole team I’ve just been picturing his mustache |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | [Pea] and he’s just been STALLING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | [Pea] he must’ve known I’d find out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | [Pea] I have to play it cool he can’t know I know |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | [Pea] I’m gonna invite him over for dinner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | [Pea] and then I |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | [Pea] AM GONNA SHOVE A TURKEY LEG IN HIIS AS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | [Pea] and tell him to crawling back to his ugly wife |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | [Pea] he’ll be limping for the rest of his life |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | [Pea] I cannot believe he has a beaut this whole time |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | [Pea] and I was so naive |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [Kaitlyn] it’s okay Remy, Peas just hungry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | [Pea] I give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | [Pea] I’m gonna marry smoot as a third wife |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | [Pea] wow |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | [Pea] leave me alone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | [Pea] smoots been DMing me for years it’s time I give in to him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | [Pea] not that he’s better than George |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | [Pea] Noah you can leave |
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