Hitler Reacts to the Hattrick Hotties' Injuries
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Hitler becomes enraged when he hears the news that Jason, his brother, and Sarah are out with major injuries. He then goes on a rant about his disappointment in the team.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The schedule shows |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That they're won't be another game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For the Hattrick Hotties until after the holidays are over |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then they will play again on the the 5th of January |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, as long as |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I get to watch the Murad brothers and Hoban play again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | T-they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are all dealing with major injuries |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | And will not be able to play for a few more months |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't watch Rec league soccer please leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL INJURED!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:19 | I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR MATTHEW TO PLAY AGAIN AND NOW HOBAN AND JASON ARE INJURED TOO!!?? |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | IT'S BAD ENOUGH ZANDER ROLLS HIS ANKLE EVERY 3 MONTHS BUT NOW THIS!!? |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | AND JASON IS HURT TOO!!?? WHAT HE GET JUMPED BY THE REJECTS!!?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ARE THEY ALL MADE OF GLASS OR SOMETHING!!?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHAT'S NEXT!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY'RE BETTER OFF BRINGING SETH BACK!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer it's only temporary |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TEMPORARY!? WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THEY HAD A FULL TEAM!!?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Jason has a long list of subs he can call |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OF COURSE HE HAS A LONG LIST, CAUSE HIS PLAYERS KEEP GETTING HURT!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'M THEIR BIGGEST FAN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND I EVEN FOLLOW ALL OF THEM ON INSTAGRAM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | INCLUDING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I EVEN DONATE TO THE SCHOOL MIRIAM TEACHES AT!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'M BETTER OFF WATHCING THE REJECTS PLAY AT THIS POINT!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHO ARE LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM OUT THERE BY THE WAY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HOW DO THEY EXPECT TO KEEP THEIR FANS WHEN THEY ARE GETTING HURT ALL THE TIME!!?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'M BEYOND DISAPPOINTED |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I-I EVEN HAVE THEIR TEAM LOGO TATTOOED ON MY CHEST!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND A POSTER OF JAKE IN MY ROOM!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I EVEN PLANNED |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ON SIGNING UP FOR SARAH'S PILATES CLASS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND HOW IS IT THAT TWO OF THEIR YOUNGEST PLAYERS ARE INJURED!!?? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HOW DOES KICKING A FLAG POST KEEP MATT OUT FOR A YEAR!!?? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I TOOK A BULLET IN THE LAST WAR AND STILL PLAYED FOR MY TEAM!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY'RE EVEN MORE DELICATE THAN KENZIE WAS!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, they'll be back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was also looking foward |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To watching them play at Oakland Yard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I was even |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hoping that they |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Win the Just Play league this time around in the Spring |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I guess that won't be happening either |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They need a new captain... |