| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our DS patrols have locked down small areas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our defensive perimeter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | around New Berlin is completely fortified |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not one cartel ship will be able to mine in that system |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | From there, we will push outward and extend our perimeter |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No cartel ships are mining in DS |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and they are starting to quit in record numbers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dark Mist! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Cartel! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cartel forces are everywhere getting their dailies done easily! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the Cartel has grown stronger with Majestic now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't destroyed a miner, warship, or raided a cartel base, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY ARE WE SO INCOMPENTENT AT THIS GAME! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING ANY 3* TC! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I sent NTSY to play EVE so I could lead BLK to victory and save the server! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And even now, as we sit in my mother's basement |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | KAOS and Q ARE RAIDING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BillionthGecko and Pelorite COMPLETELY UNIMPEDED! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | EVERYONE NEEDS TO STEP UP AND DESTROY ALL THEIR SHIPS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND BREAK THEIR SPIRIT TO PLAY THIS GAME! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mist, we don't have enough people to prevent all of them from mining |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY CAN'T ALL OF YOU FIGHT THEM LIKE I AM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dark Mist, we just don't care about it like you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MARTEL AND I FIGHT WHILE EVERYONE HIDES BEHIND SHIELDS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND NOW THE 6* SHIPS HAVE BEEN RELEASED |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND NONE OF US ARE CLOSE TO BUILDING ONE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MOST OF OUR SHIPS WILL BE GARBAGE TO THEM! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE UP ROE AS WE GO ALONG |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE WE USED TO DO BEFORE THIS MERGER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IS IT SO HARD TO SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY HUNTING FOR THEM? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MY POWER DESTROYED IS BETTER THAN SEEKER! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just look at me, I'm #1 in a stat no one cares about |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me! I did that all by myself killing lots of miners |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I only left this basement once this week to reset the router |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it is all worth it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BECAUSE I WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE CARTEL! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND SSR WILL CRY IN THE ADMIRALS THREAD |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | About how I am the true server dictator |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And they will stop saying I'm acting like a child |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and calling us BitchyLittleKids |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Elara, you picked the wrong side to support |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This game just isn't as fun anymore, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when you aren't the biggest bully on the server |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It sucks! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BLK, is dying |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can raid the freezer and make some Hot Pockets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and maybe get some Mountain Dew |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Since we can't raid anything else |
