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Star Trek Fleet Command's Server 9 is at war.... AGAIN! The Coalition vs BLK. BLK meets it's "Downfall"..... Parody

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00:00 - 00:03Our DS patrols have locked down small areas
00:04 - 00:05Our defensive perimeter
00:05 - 00:07around New Berlin is completely fortified
00:08 - 00:12Not one cartel ship will be able to mine in that system
00:12 - 00:15From there, we will push outward and extend our perimeter
00:17 - 00:19No cartel ships are mining in DS
00:19 - 00:21and they are starting to quit in record numbers
00:24 - 00:26Dark Mist!
00:27 - 00:28The Cartel!
00:31 - 00:33Cartel forces are everywhere getting their dailies done easily!
00:34 - 00:36And the Cartel has grown stronger with Majestic now
00:53 - 00:58If you haven't destroyed a miner, warship, or raided a cartel base, leave now
01:13 - 01:15WHY ARE WE SO INCOMPENTENT AT THIS GAME!
01:15 - 01:17I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING ANY 3* TC!
01:18 - 01:23I sent NTSY to play EVE so I could lead BLK to victory and save the server!
01:25 - 01:28And even now, as we sit in my mother's basement
01:29 - 01:31KAOS and Q ARE RAIDING
01:31 - 01:34BillionthGecko and Pelorite COMPLETELY UNIMPEDED!
01:34 - 01:37EVERYONE NEEDS TO STEP UP AND DESTROY ALL THEIR SHIPS!
01:37 - 01:40AND BREAK THEIR SPIRIT TO PLAY THIS GAME!
01:40 - 01:42Mist, we don't have enough people to prevent all of them from mining
01:42 - 01:46WHY CAN'T ALL OF YOU FIGHT THEM LIKE I AM
01:46 - 01:48Dark Mist, we just don't care about it like you
01:48 - 01:52MARTEL AND I FIGHT WHILE EVERYONE HIDES BEHIND SHIELDS
01:53 - 01:54THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
01:56 - 01:57AND NOW THE 6* SHIPS HAVE BEEN RELEASED
01:57 - 02:00AND NONE OF US ARE CLOSE TO BUILDING ONE
02:00 - 02:03MOST OF OUR SHIPS WILL BE GARBAGE TO THEM!
02:04 - 02:08ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE UP ROE AS WE GO ALONG
02:08 - 02:13LIKE WE USED TO DO BEFORE THIS MERGER
02:14 - 02:16IS IT SO HARD TO SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY HUNTING FOR THEM?
02:17 - 02:21MY POWER DESTROYED IS BETTER THAN SEEKER!
02:27 - 02:29Just look at me, I'm #1 in a stat no one cares about
02:30 - 02:34Me! I did that all by myself killing lots of miners
02:34 - 02:36And I only left this basement once this week to reset the router
02:41 - 02:42But it is all worth it
02:43 - 02:47BECAUSE I WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE CARTEL!
02:48 - 02:53AND SSR WILL CRY IN THE ADMIRALS THREAD
02:54 - 02:56About how I am the true server dictator
02:56 - 02:59And they will stop saying I'm acting like a child
03:00 - 03:02and calling us BitchyLittleKids
03:04 - 03:07It's OK Elara, you picked the wrong side to support
03:14 - 03:16This game just isn't as fun anymore,
03:19 - 03:23when you aren't the biggest bully on the server
03:25 - 03:26It sucks!
03:31 - 03:33BLK, is dying
03:40 - 03:46Maybe we can raid the freezer and make some Hot Pockets
03:46 - 03:49and maybe get some Mountain Dew
03:53 - 03:56Since we can't raid anything else