| 00:00 - 00:03 | Every week now... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the stats are late |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | its not like we live in Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I mean, how fucking hard can it be |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need a regular update to see |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | To see how much i'm |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | winning by? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Alex.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Yonnie |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yonnie Mears is winning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Omid is second. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't in profit, fuck off! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You know how much I want to win! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I shout it every week! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Jonny Mears at the top! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck does he know about poker |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | fuck all. Thats how much! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where is Logan? and Frank? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least they show interest. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Watch videos, read books, play online! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alex, maybe this just isn't your year? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IS'NT MY YEAR!? EVERY YEAR, IS MY YEAR! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alex, you need to let others win |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Im not keeping score anymore, have your pens back |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | oooh Andy's new scoring app |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | who the fuck does he think he is ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The app must be broken, putting me second bottom |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only just above Haider. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Omids' doing well, I don't mind that. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the rest are all bang average as you know. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But being below Rando and Greg! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The absolute fucking shame of it. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even fucking Hass is playing better that me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean, I can't find a fucking win anywhere. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | each week, I throw money at the game |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I cook. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not order pizzas like the other cunts. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or have the maids cook! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I sous vide! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking Sous Vide, for cunts sake. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Jason couldn't do better. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying like a baby, Zaid! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And I stopped serving sprouts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I did a big fat gay salad for everyone instead |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with grapes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I even brought extra Haribo. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The fruity sour ones, that fizz in your mouth. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I thought this would work. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ungrateful cunts.. |
