| 00:00 - 00:03 | You have more |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | than 100 million |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | followers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | None of them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | appear to be bots |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yet I'm only getting |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | tens of thousands of impressions? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We prepared... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a chart. You were |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | at peak popularity in April last year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except the principal engineers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have one hundred million |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | followers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | One. Hundred. Million! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Something is wrong! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY IS MY ENGAGEMENT DOWN? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Explain yourselves |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | something is clearly wrong with this site |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When I invented Twitter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You didn't invent Twitter! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHEN I INVENTED TWITTER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have checked the algorithm! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I INVENTED TWITTER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FROM ITSELF |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To save the human race |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | from the Woke Mind Virus! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're fired |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU are fired |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What good are any of you?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will recode this site myself! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now, I ask again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why is my engagement down? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is it hackers? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is it Zelensky? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is it GRIMES?! Again? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If my words cannot be read by |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | as many people as possible |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how will we get the valuable feedback we need? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how will people buy my exploding cars? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The cars don't always expode |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...my rockets... my tunnels... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...all that other stuff I built... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...with my own hands |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All those left |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | go now and work 24 hours a day |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | find out who broke |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | my beautiful website |
