Engagement

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A CEO of a famous website dislikes the monthly numbers and things get a bit heated

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@juliethomas5_213 years ago
This is brilliant!!!
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00:00 - 00:03You have more
00:04 - 00:05than 100 million
00:05 - 00:07followers
00:08 - 00:12None of them
00:12 - 00:15appear to be bots
00:17 - 00:19Yet I'm only getting
00:19 - 00:21tens of thousands of impressions?
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28We prepared...
00:31 - 00:33We have a chart. You were
00:34 - 00:36at peak popularity in April last year
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except the principal engineers.
01:13 - 01:15I have one hundred million
01:15 - 01:17followers!
01:18 - 01:23One. Hundred. Million!
01:25 - 01:28Something is wrong!
01:29 - 01:31WHY IS MY ENGAGEMENT DOWN?
01:31 - 01:34Explain yourselves
01:34 - 01:37something is clearly wrong with this site
01:37 - 01:40When I invented Twitter
01:40 - 01:42You didn't invent Twitter!
01:42 - 01:46WHEN I INVENTED TWITTER
01:46 - 01:48We have checked the algorithm!
01:48 - 01:52I INVENTED TWITTER
01:53 - 01:54TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE
01:56 - 01:57FROM ITSELF
01:57 - 02:00To save the human race
02:00 - 02:03from the Woke Mind Virus!
02:04 - 02:08You're fired
02:08 - 02:13YOU are fired
02:14 - 02:16What good are any of you?!
02:17 - 02:21I will recode this site myself!
02:27 - 02:29Now, I ask again
02:30 - 02:34Why is my engagement down?
02:34 - 02:36Is it hackers?
02:41 - 02:42Is it Zelensky?
02:43 - 02:47Is it GRIMES?! Again?
02:48 - 02:53If my words cannot be read by
02:54 - 02:56as many people as possible
02:56 - 02:59how will we get the valuable feedback we need?
03:00 - 03:02how will people buy my exploding cars?
03:04 - 03:07The cars don't always expode
03:14 - 03:16...my rockets... my tunnels...
03:19 - 03:23...all that other stuff I built...
03:25 - 03:26...with my own hands
03:31 - 03:33All those left
03:40 - 03:46go now and work 24 hours a day
03:46 - 03:49find out who broke
03:53 - 03:56my beautiful website