| 00:00 - 00:03 | Trimble and Smith own the ineptitude. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 19 old leases! But there's a Mitigation Plan. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As for bloody Beach City, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Cuddles Strategy is redundant. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, Nelson is on the horizon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Horizon?! It pre-dates Anschluss! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That was 1938. This is 1945. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, but there IS progress, and Smith |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | is holding the hydro engineer's hand. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | As for the Wharf fiasco... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've solved that clusterfuck. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except for the Property & Assets directorate. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What's happening with the biggest SHITSHOW of all? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I never hear good news. All I see is Smith and his silly probe, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Wandering from floor to floor, with his contraceptive coil on a stick, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Waffling about the BPS and temperature bandwidth. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But you know the real issue? Air speed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These bloody diffusers better work. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Word has reached Level 15, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yes, the Corner Suite. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, we have it under control. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No you don't, you imbeciles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Possibly we'd focus better in the Specials area, PH level 2. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Focus is not the problem. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're showponies, that's all. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Precious months lost |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pissing about talking to the landlord |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We should have grown some testicles |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and enacted the audit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and made them pay for it too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But no. Yet again, we rolled over |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | As always, KY Jelly at the ready. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bend over, boys, take the easy route rather than protecting the taxpayer. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It pains me to say, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm losing faith. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I thought you had this! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sick of defending you to Dear Leader. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's seriously considering |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ripping you a new one. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It won't be pretty. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You'll want a lifetime purchase order |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | at Office Max - lube and a doughnut cushion. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Six long years, my struggle. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mein Kampf is now Mein Konfusion. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Umm, it's getting hot in here. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Smith, Trimble, Fraulein Leah: |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | grab that ludicrou probe. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Go up to 15, make it look |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | like we know what we're doing. |
