Commissioner hears the news...
39 views • 2/17/2023
I dedicate this one to my little brother. The news still stings.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the 14th season of our league |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it seems Vins, Shem, Ama |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Horse and Valdez, are returning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but Yvette and Salazar are 100% done. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Trust me we really have tried everything. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about that guy... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from Lusaka, he's returning right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dorje... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dorje is sitting out in 2023. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His decision is final. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Shem, Vins, Ama, Horse, Valdez |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I dedicated my season... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my entire f***ing season... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | in 2022 to setting the sun... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even missed the f***ing playoffs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (that damn Carlos Correa.) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I benched Correa that final Sunday vs. Valdez. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then those 2 Empire trolls.... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Keep trying to trade Kebryan Hayes. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They still think he's better than Acuna. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hayes was born a f***ing burger and he always will be. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He could've just ignored those trades. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We didn't need to break him. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a 2-time champion. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This place will not be the same |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm going to miss that Lusakan mother f***er. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who's going to draft Jeff McNeil? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he picks the same team year after year... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | doesn't he ever get tired of those same guys? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jacob Degrom, Anthony Rizzo, every year. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Our weekly matchups were like Rocky vs. Apollo. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was Rocky of course. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I respected his persistence, his internal fight. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He played like a strong dragon. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I blame myself. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could've been a better friend, better commish. Listened more. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to my little homey, my co-commish... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This feels like Alex Salazar 2.0 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Alas, I'm going to avenge my little brother. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That Empire tag team is going to be wrecked. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax, he might return in 2024. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I first met him at 1010data |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he gave me a free water in his office. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That smile, that passion was so genuine. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He reminded me of Jimmy Han, only friendlier. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now, he's gone. I won't forget him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to have to avenge you Dorje Mar. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fantasy is life. |
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