Per Downfall
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The meltdown heard around the world. As told by various sources.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The templates are all updated. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Times New Roman, 14 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With serifs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We updated the Outlook auto-font |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But some signatures still Calibri |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s the holidays |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I’ll fix it from OFM. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | OFM….. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You’re not going to OFM |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You’ll be on special projects |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you leave. Except for the DASes. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a COVENANT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The OFM job was a COVENANT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think you are to put me in special projects! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is not an ordinary tribulation! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They told me I could go! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They said I’d be in charge of OFM! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It was supposed to be ambassadorial rank! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A six grade stretch! Important! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you need to calm down |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT WAS A COVENANT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I’ll call DS! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look like a dolphin to you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Years in Beijing |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | In the arena |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I got rid of DEIA in EERs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I rewrote the FAM and FAH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I joined the BFFs and gave them awards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I did the RIFs and the reorg. I signed every RIF. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what I should have done |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is liquidate the entire Senior Foreign Sevice! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wasn’t even tenured |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I tenured myself, I called my own board |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I created PERT! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I deserve OFM! Not special projects! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’m not going to do special projects. I won’t! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can’t get away with this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I’m no dolphin, and I made a covenant. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You ruined my party! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just calm down. His office is packed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’m not even acting DG anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even after I brought back the serif fonts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Serifs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just an M Special |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you actually believe I’m going to leave this office |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You’re completely mistaken. Call DS. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do it. I dare you. |