| 00:00 - 00:03 | heres the details of that scottish boy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he plays for hibs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | spoon burners fae leith |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hes from fife so he's weird af |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | hes got a few caps for scotland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | & hes SPL top scorer? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | banging in the goals |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | actually boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..he's.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | no even top scorer at hibs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | hes pretty pish, hes just big |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ive just spunked my budget on him?!! right every cunt oot but gaffers |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | the next ferguson you said! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | better than mcsauce you said! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and hell be shitter than Che fucking Adams!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what am i telling they cunts oot there? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | soz, we're relegated troops |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | cant get a game ahead of Dykes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCKING DYKES?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we are 4 points adrift |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | he scored a worldie! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | so did fucking Jimmy glass & hes a goalie! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | hes got scotland caps! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | they give them away in crisp packs you cunt! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we need to win games & |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | now we've a streak of piss |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | leading our attack |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in the most defensive league in europe |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | so ive now no money left |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ive got less chance of scoring than Daris Nesbit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and we play our rivals next week |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | can we loan him out or sell him? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we need to do something |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my career depends on it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | this club depends on it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | get me some options |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | surely someone else wants this cunt?? Were we in a bidding war? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | one of the glasgow wanks must want him? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or that bloom prick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | staking my career on plug from the bash st kids |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | cos you doss cunts cant get sportscene |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | could be worse, could be johnny kenny |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | well we've made oor bed now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | got to lie on a shit stained mattress |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | well we will go together |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | pricks like us go as one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we're a team. win together, fail together |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even with this lanky Ned ending our jobs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | shouldve signed marty boyle |
