Fraudy Niners

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Summer deadline day 2024. 49ers get to work having waited patiently all summer.

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00:00 - 00:03We're on the phone to Freiburg, closing the deal right now Mr Farke.
00:04 - 00:05He'll be flying in from Basel.
00:05 - 00:07Willie McKay is sorting out the logistics.
00:08 - 00:12He'll be picked up here
00:12 - 00:15and taken straight to the airport.
00:17 - 00:19And what about Hamer?
00:19 - 00:21Is he coming to?
00:24 - 00:26Mr Farke
00:27 - 00:28Hamer...
00:31 - 00:33They've rejected our 9th bid for Hamer.
00:34 - 00:36They won't take Pat as part of the deal.
00:53 - 00:58Steinsson. Marathe. Kinnear. Rest of you, out.
01:13 - 01:15You said we had to be patient. That was supposed to be the strategy.
01:15 - 01:17Contracts in your sleep you said.
01:18 - 01:23We've been dicking around since you sold Archie over a month ago.
01:25 - 01:28Best academy player we've ever had
01:29 - 01:31and you signed Jayden fucking Bogle to replace him.
01:31 - 01:34Twat defends like Laurens de Bock.
01:34 - 01:37Don't get me onto Joe Rothwell on loan.
01:37 - 01:40Are we fucking Barnsley?
01:40 - 01:42Mr Farke, he played for Southampton last season and they were promoted.
01:42 - 01:46Which we would have been if you signed some fucking players in January.
01:46 - 01:48Mr Farke, we signed Connor Roberts on loan
01:48 - 01:52Shit moustache. Mine's better.
01:53 - 01:54You potless tinpot wankers.
01:56 - 01:57What's happened to all the fucking cash?
01:57 - 02:00Archie, Rutter, Summerville, Kamara.
02:00 - 02:03You sold half a squad and we've still got Bamford?
02:04 - 02:08He's been our main striker for 6 years
02:08 - 02:13Izzy Brown was on loan the year he signed for us
02:14 - 02:16and that cunt's since retired.
02:17 - 02:21You tried to replace him with a stoned bovine fridge.
02:27 - 02:29Sallai better be here in the next few hours.
02:30 - 02:34At least he can move quicker than a garden snail
02:34 - 02:36with asthma.
02:41 - 02:42They're calling you Fraudy-Niners on WACCOE.
02:43 - 02:47Over 5000 pages and you've signed 3 players.
02:48 - 02:53Even the trialist cunts are taking the piss.
02:54 - 02:56You think I like reading Kaapstad's posts?
02:56 - 02:59I'm waiting for some news about one fucking player
03:00 - 03:02M1ghty Wh1tes, Maybury, Don. Even Rod.
03:04 - 03:07Wait till they tell him Sallai's not coming.
03:14 - 03:16Radz was better than you useless Yank cunts.
03:19 - 03:23I miss the good old days of Orta punts.
03:25 - 03:26Sweaty fat Spaniard.
03:31 - 03:33So we're looking at 9th in the league at best then.
03:40 - 03:46At least we'll finish above those deluded Blunts cunts.
03:46 - 03:49Wednesday could get relegated I suppose.
03:53 - 03:56Fuck that Conor McGilligan cunt.