| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're on the phone to Freiburg, closing the deal right now Mr Farke. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He'll be flying in from Basel. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Willie McKay is sorting out the logistics. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He'll be picked up here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and taken straight to the airport. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about Hamer? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is he coming to? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Farke |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hamer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've rejected our 9th bid for Hamer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They won't take Pat as part of the deal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Steinsson. Marathe. Kinnear. Rest of you, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said we had to be patient. That was supposed to be the strategy. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Contracts in your sleep you said. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've been dicking around since you sold Archie over a month ago. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Best academy player we've ever had |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and you signed Jayden fucking Bogle to replace him. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Twat defends like Laurens de Bock. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't get me onto Joe Rothwell on loan. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are we fucking Barnsley? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Farke, he played for Southampton last season and they were promoted. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Which we would have been if you signed some fucking players in January. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Farke, we signed Connor Roberts on loan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shit moustache. Mine's better. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You potless tinpot wankers. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What's happened to all the fucking cash? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Archie, Rutter, Summerville, Kamara. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You sold half a squad and we've still got Bamford? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's been our main striker for 6 years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Izzy Brown was on loan the year he signed for us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and that cunt's since retired. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You tried to replace him with a stoned bovine fridge. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sallai better be here in the next few hours. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least he can move quicker than a garden snail |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with asthma. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They're calling you Fraudy-Niners on WACCOE. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Over 5000 pages and you've signed 3 players. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even the trialist cunts are taking the piss. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You think I like reading Kaapstad's posts? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm waiting for some news about one fucking player |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | M1ghty Wh1tes, Maybury, Don. Even Rod. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Wait till they tell him Sallai's not coming. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Radz was better than you useless Yank cunts. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I miss the good old days of Orta punts. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sweaty fat Spaniard. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | So we're looking at 9th in the league at best then. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we'll finish above those deluded Blunts cunts. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wednesday could get relegated I suppose. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck that Conor McGilligan cunt. |
