Parking
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Those who know, know. Parking situation is insane / crazy...
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | We started getting calls from the city saying, "Hey, we need your parking for the big game! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Do you have any to spare?" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | That's when I had the best idea, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | we have ample parking anyway, so ... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | lets close Perdido Lots 2, 3, and 4 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I know |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | the best part: |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | they are our main lots and the others are shit |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I know! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and I tell them all we have ample parking on campus, but |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | good luck parking at the |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | cluster that is the Roman St. Garage |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | THE KICKER! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We only have two floors for students |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | & ITS FULL BY 8:01 AM |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | & CLOSED TO STUDENT AT 8:30 AM |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | LOT 6 LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | FOR GODSAKE |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | & LOT 5 IS TORN TO SHREDS |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The Gravier St. Garage takes forever to get to |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | But that's okay! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Lets call it "Walk to Wellness" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But some students brought up some good points: |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We just upped the price for parking, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | had the lots closed for construction, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | which lead to students going in circles for hours |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I could head the phone calls from my office |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | like I give a shit, I have my own personal spot |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | good luck fighting with the others for a spot, |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and you're late for your exam |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and (laughing) |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and (laughing x2) |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the cherry on top, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | here's a parking ticket for the hell of it! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | all of that on top of your overpriced tuition |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "Aren't you raising them again" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | "That's right!" |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We do it every year! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Even though our elevators break every day! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | those dam things suck |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "So are you doing anything to make up to the students?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Some students were begging for a refund, since they no longer have access to their spots |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Like I would ever (laughs) give a refund |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Then I had a second idea |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | A RAFFLE TO THE NFL EXPERIENCE! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | ITS ONLY WORTH $20 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Good luck parking for it! |