| 00:00 - 00:03 | The tiling is finished in the bathroom |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And the laundry grouted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are priming the kitchen spashback |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the apprentice is cleaning the trowels |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're just waiting for you to finish your shit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Prepare the alfresco and pool areas for tiling |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good work |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Master Tiler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The concretors |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The concretors claim its too wet to work today |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They still havent finished the slab |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone fuck off except for, Mongo, Damo and the 3rd year |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking concretors! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking useless junkie cunts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Theyre always coming up with excuses not to work |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And they never do anything right |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The most useless dumb cunts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its too wet, theres not enough clearance! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They can suck my dick and finish their job |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Every job is always held up cos of their fuck ups |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Master Tiler it rained for like a week straight |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its been clear for 3 days! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Master Tiler, they said the skip bin was in the way |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We moved it on Tuesday why am i even marking lines |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TRAMADAOL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need it now as well as a beer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Im in so much fucking pain |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But i still turn up every day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck those braindead useless cunts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Always high as a kite methed out and useless |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it so hard to ask for them to just do the right thing once |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have had more cooperation from a brickie |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're probably at the pokies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All methed up and enjoying themelves |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck those guys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ive tried to keep to the deadline |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But the useless mud monkeys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Are the most useless fucked cunts in the world |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wish we can poison their water |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But they're immune from all the drugs they do |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've never known a dumber bunch of cunts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's probably talking about another apprentice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've had it up to here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess we can go to the pub |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Punt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have a few beers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And then we can come back here after a few painkillers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we'll just tidy up what we've done |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass me that long neck |
