| 00:00 - 00:05 | Let me tell you about this cycle |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The OCs get privileges by phases |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | In black phase they have to run everywhere |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They don't get passes, or energy drinks |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | When they phase up, theyre supposed to get more privileges |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They were so excited to phase up |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I gave them ascots |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They asked me if they could have energy drinks |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I told them of course |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I said they could spend time with their families |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So they start buying monsters |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then after a couple weeks I call CQ while they're on pass |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Dionne picks up |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I ask him |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Why the fuck are you guys |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | drinking energy drinks |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I completely forgot |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I told them they could |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I didn't want to admit I forgot |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | So I told them I was taking their pass for the rest of the cycle |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Even if they phase up |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They'll be here with a white ascot |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | A couple weeks ago |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It was the 4th of July |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I told them the day before |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They would get a pass |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | for the full day |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They went to bed excited |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They woke up the next day |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | No Pass |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They had to |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | clean weapons all day |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They watched delta |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Go get pizzas and slushies |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Next I need to tell you about OML List |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | For class rank |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I forgot I had to do it |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I wasn't keeping score all cycle |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | So the day before |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I go through each name on the list |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I pull out my phone |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I ask Siri, give me a random number |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | give me a random number |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Put it for every candidate |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The number one candidate |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Was someone who had three retests |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They're going to get the only MI Slo |
