| 00:00 - 00:03 | Okay so here is the FPL situation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gabriel TCs all failed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bruno G is out until April |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Griff is distracted by Super League |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Marsh has jizzed away his Wildcard |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So I'll win again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll Monzo myself £90 in May? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fitz |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid not |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are all teaming up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You'll face a chip every week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the WAGS can ignore this message |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I do league admin for this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To have you fannys beat me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is all I have left! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To beat you idiots at FPL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A stupid little game |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where every week something stupid happens |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My overall rank is already shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fitz, we don't control that mate |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit, you dickheads |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Why are you so arsed? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't I own Joao Pedro? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Diving for penalties |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Shitting points every week |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's about to play Burnley! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Guarenteed 10 pointer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm stuck with Ekitike |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why hasn't Slot been sacked yet? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bald cunt |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | More like Arne Lose |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Okay that was a bad joke |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll just save my chips and use them perfectly |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll google chip strategies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Some virgin will work it out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll just copy and win |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I need that £90 to buy dinner every May |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have a wife to impress |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | FPL points don't do that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But dinner does |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dinner does do that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I just quit FPL |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm getting better at chess |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Easy, right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll just play that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just play chess instead and sack off football forever |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What a clown I've become |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | O wait, chess is impossible |
