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Fitz reacting to the FPL league ganging up against him this season

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00:00 - 00:03Okay so here is the FPL situation
00:04 - 00:05Gabriel TCs all failed
00:05 - 00:07Bruno G is out until April
00:08 - 00:12Griff is distracted by Super League
00:12 - 00:15Marsh has jizzed away his Wildcard
00:17 - 00:19So I'll win again?
00:19 - 00:21I'll Monzo myself £90 in May?
00:24 - 00:26Fitz
00:27 - 00:28I'm afraid not
00:31 - 00:33They are all teaming up
00:34 - 00:36You'll face a chip every week
00:53 - 00:58All the WAGS can ignore this message
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck???
01:15 - 01:17I do league admin for this
01:18 - 01:23To have you fannys beat me
01:25 - 01:28This is all I have left!
01:29 - 01:31To beat you idiots at FPL
01:31 - 01:34A stupid little game
01:34 - 01:37Where every week something stupid happens
01:37 - 01:40My overall rank is already shit
01:40 - 01:42Fitz, we don't control that mate
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a shit, you dickheads
01:46 - 01:48Why are you so arsed?
01:48 - 01:52Why don't I own Joao Pedro?
01:53 - 01:54Diving for penalties
01:56 - 01:57Shitting points every week
01:57 - 02:00He's about to play Burnley!
02:00 - 02:03Guarenteed 10 pointer
02:04 - 02:08I'm stuck with Ekitike
02:08 - 02:13Why hasn't Slot been sacked yet?
02:14 - 02:16Bald cunt
02:17 - 02:21More like Arne Lose
02:27 - 02:29Okay that was a bad joke
02:30 - 02:34I'll just save my chips and use them perfectly
02:34 - 02:36I'll google chip strategies
02:41 - 02:42Some virgin will work it out
02:43 - 02:47I'll just copy and win
02:48 - 02:53I need that £90 to buy dinner every May
02:54 - 02:56I have a wife to impress
02:56 - 02:59FPL points don't do that
03:00 - 03:02But dinner does
03:04 - 03:07Dinner does do that
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I just quit FPL
03:19 - 03:23I'm getting better at chess
03:25 - 03:26Easy, right?
03:31 - 03:33I'll just play that
03:40 - 03:46I'll just play chess instead and sack off football forever
03:46 - 03:49What a clown I've become
03:53 - 03:56O wait, chess is impossible