Helder announces the unannounceable - no more mintyPi's
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Helder announces that there will be no more mintyPi's made for the sudomod community. He also touches on the fact that everyone wants a mintyPi despite saying 100 times that the mintyPi is discontinued...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We gather here today to discuss a very important sudomod announcement. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The distribution channels... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Supply chain channels... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have not recovered in over 3 years. Raspberry Pi's are still unobtanium... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Pi Locator is a good resource but its benefits are limited... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worry. I have scalped every variation of Pi on the web. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My body is now ready for the ultimate mintyPi build |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The MintyPi... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The MintyPi has been discontinued until further notice by Helder. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Pi shortage shows no signs of abating early 2023. We're fucked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Helder, wermy & fellow Pi users, stay. Chinese knock-offs, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET A MINTYPI! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Raspberry Pi's used to be $35 fucking dollars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | eBay, Amazon, Aliexpress, the fucking scalpers have jacked up the prices to kingdom come! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will get this mintyPi from Helder if I have to pry it from his bare hands |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Helder is just not trying hard enough! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Does he not want me to pay him the mega bucks? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've got $50 dollars here ready to go. Surely Helder will be making fat stacks on this sale? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Super Metroid on lr-bsnes-hd is at my fingertips right now.... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, there are 5 jillion chinese equivalent clones for less than 1/3 the price... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Does it look like I want to buy a fucking mintyPi knock-off you absolute reject? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, the clones... they... they |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Take your clones, take your mintyPi knock-offs and shove them up your ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MINTYPI? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Of course I have a Raspberry Pi, I scalped them all. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But it's not the Pi Zero, it's the Raspberry Pi 4 with all the ports. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why the fuck can't Helder just fit a Raspberry Pi 4 inside a mint tin already! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I tried hard enough, surely I could fit an RTX 4090 inside of that damn tin. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead, he's given up on the entire project. Why doesn't he just make his own silicone? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how long I have waited for a taste of retro gaming? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now this Retroid, Anbernic, whatever the fuck you call them, have come in and ruined all the fun! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wermy... what should I do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Pi is unobtanium, silicone is scarce. But the people just don't stop asking for a mintyPi. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I deserve a mintyPi. I am entitled! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | v3.5... the beautiful hinge... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Helder's beautiful circuit boards. Has years scalping the Pi's been a waste of time? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Are there seriously no alternatives to getting my hands on a mintyPi? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've got a supply of Pi's, thousands.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pi Foundation isn't selling them to makers, just to businesses in bulk... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Helder won't fucking play ball and just sell me a damn mintyPi kit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, StonedEdge will release the Retro Lite CM4 in 2038... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is all just a disaster. My beautiful mintyPi... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I did everything right. Saved my dollars, scalped the Pi's at ridiculous prices.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | R.I.P mintyPi. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is for now, no more. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll sell them for even higher. 300% markup, ensuring that no one ever gets a mintyPi again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I can't get a mintyPi, no one can! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Pi shortage... when will it end? |