| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now that Greg Schiano is back |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | People will go to the games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your house will be vital this fall |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rutgers has some nice home games this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Syracuse, Illinois, Penn State |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah I get all of that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just give me an update on my house |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan I'm afraid.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your house.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your house won't be done till 2022 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe 2023 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you took a bite of my stromboli leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is NOT what I planned |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My house was supposed to be done a YEAR ago |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Brandyn was supposed to move in |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then Luke was supposed to move in |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We were gonna be a happy family |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were gonna get a bulldog a name it Bully |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now none of this is gonna happen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All because of your incompetence |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least you weren't circumsized at 24 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Avi you're a pervert. Don't compare me to you |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Carlos still lives at home with his grandma |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about that beaner |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's his own fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Thought I was done having bad luck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Dobbs threw me into the bushes like a bag of shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then I broke my collar bone and couldn't jerk off properly |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to room with Ryan Oz for 2 fucking years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how many times I wanted to kill him? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That guy was such an idiot |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He dove head first from upstairs for fucksake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then I had room with Weingarten |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That guy is a lunatic |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how many times he humped me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Still have nightmares about it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Booyaka booyaka he would scream before jumping on me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No wonder why Carlos was a homophobic |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He broke him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I powered through it cause I knew one day I'll be a homeowner |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I feel like I'm Bob the fucking Builder |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | What the fuck is he saying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I always hated that show |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That stupid theme song |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That dumb cunt Wendy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People are gonna come for the football games |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's at least try to get the yard done |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So we can have nice tailgates |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That's the least I can do |
