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| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our meeting with President Trump is at 2:00 P.M. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will meet with Trump at the McDonald's here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | McDonald's? Figures. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There he will show us Epstien's CLIENT LIST! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump totally flaked on Epstein's List |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He claims there IS no LIST! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm about to lose my shit here. Anyone with Trump Derangement Syndrome can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He PROMISED he would show us! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Pam Bondi said that it was ON HER DESK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This Jeffrey Epstein creep ran a child sex trafficking ring! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His clients are SICK and DEPRAVED scum! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why would TRUMP cover it up? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is he trying to protect anyway? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Are his SONS on the CLIENT LIST? Maybe JD? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll bet Trump HIMSELF is on that CLIENT LIST! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Trump said he barely knew Epstein! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They got photos & videos of them together everywhere! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dear Leader...Trump would never LIE! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trump LIES every time he opens his mouth to speak! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're totally clueless. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next comes the finger pointing! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He'll try blaming it all on Biden or Obama. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Claim Bill & Hillary made up the client list! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell us all, "MOVE ALONG! NOTHING TO SEE HERE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "Looky HERE at Biden's AUTO-PEN! It's the biggest scandal in U.S. HISTORY!" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TRUMP IS PROVIDING COVER FOR PEDOPHILES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHY ARE YOU STILL LOYAL TO THIS DESPICABLE MAN? VIOLATING CHILDREN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" my ass! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | America will never recover from the damage he's done. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trump is so bad, he makes ME look like NED FLANDERS! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's stealing my thunder. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "WHO'S THE MOST EVIL MAN OF ALL TIME?" used to be automatic! HITLER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How do I keep my KING OF CRUEL rep with Trump franchising cruelty?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And don't you find it convenient |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That the one guy who can implicate Trump as a client |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ends up dead while in custody? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ICE got your Grandma. A gator ate her. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why didn't WE think of using ALLIGATORS? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That would've been so much cooler than EASY-BAKE AUSHWITZ. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Easier to clean up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Looks like Trump wins again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm supposed to be the "STARVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO DEATH" guy! Not DONALD TRUMP! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He promised to show us the EPSTEIN LIST. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuckin' T.A.C.O. |
