| 00:00 - 00:03 | Once again we’ve organised a perfect tour |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Royal North Devon… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And four rounds at Saunton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | East. West. West. East |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a fabulous Air BNB in Croyde |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Marcus can stay up all night! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And twelve golfers. Perfect! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Clarky… erm… I… er |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Webbo Jr… ah… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Webbo Jr can’t come now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He’s going camping with his daughter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you leave now. Mills. Lawro. Olly. Stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FFS! That’s on top of Steve cancelling |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Because he’s taken too much Mounjaro! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Camping with his daughter |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He’s probably going to Centre Parcs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It leaves us with 10 again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We might have to invite MS… |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he’ll be exhausted after the first 18 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There won’t be enough buggies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Clarky we could invite Bob |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bob! He has his own mobility scooter |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Clarky he could bring it… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It won’t fit in the car you idiot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Again! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every time we do this someone drops out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ungrateful bastards. Am I Tui or |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Some low rate travel agent? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every time… every bloody time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Have we got any other friends?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Anyone who wants to spend a couple of days with us? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Surely it’s not too much to ask? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 5 rounds of golf, booze, decent food… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The chance to beat Mills |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | See Webbo ground into the dust |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Crawl into breakfast hanging out your arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stand on the first tee… |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Wondering if you’ll throw up |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Slice a drive into the range |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | In front of the starter |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I’ll play a provisional you’ll say |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | “We could ask Mill’s mate Guy…” |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Guy would come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He’s a decent bloke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Well handicapped |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ask him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He won’t have to share with Mills |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lawro’s drawn that short straw |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I’m never doing this again |
