Delhi Operation

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Captain, captain, please standby. Can we board Captain, Captain?

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00:00 - 00:03Captain, Captain, today you fly to Dubai and back
00:04 - 00:05You might be parked T1 or T3
00:05 - 00:07There is no CPDLC or ACARS
00:08 - 00:12There are no intersections in OPT
00:12 - 00:15You have 189 passengers booked
00:17 - 00:19That’s okay
00:19 - 00:21I can deal with that
00:24 - 00:26Captain, captain
00:27 - 00:28You.. you
00:31 - 00:33Also have 252 bags and 6000 kg cargo
00:34 - 00:36And you are number 118 for departure
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the cockpit except Henning, Fabian and the Dispatcher
01:13 - 01:15CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN DO THIS, DO THAT
01:15 - 01:17HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE
01:18 - 01:23THERE IS NO PUSHBACK, THERE IS NO HEADSET, WE NEED AN ENGINEER
01:25 - 01:28NO ONE TAKES ANY RESPONSIBILITY
01:29 - 01:31IM SORRY CAPTAIN, IM SORRY CAPTAIN
01:31 - 01:34GET THE PUSHBACK HERE NOW, GET THE HEADSET GUY NOW
01:34 - 01:37OR DO I HAVE TO GO OUT AND PUSH THE AIRCRAFT MYSELF
01:37 - 01:40I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES
01:40 - 01:42Captain, Captain the headset is not approved for FLY4 aircraft
01:42 - 01:46I DON’T CARE, JUST PUSH US NOOOOOW
01:46 - 01:48Captain, Captain please standby
01:48 - 01:52IF I DONT GET PUSHED BACK NOW I WILL REPORT YOU
01:53 - 01:54Delayed due to ramp handling
01:56 - 01:57Delayed due to ATC computer failure
01:57 - 02:00Everyday there is a new issue
02:00 - 02:03Delayed due to insufficient block times
02:04 - 02:08Sign here, Captain, Captain, you need to sign here
02:08 - 02:13You can just use captains discretion, what is the problem? Captain, Captain.
02:14 - 02:16I think I’m getting a stomach ulcer
02:17 - 02:21HOW HARD IS IT TO FUEL TO 9700 KG, YOU NEED WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS
02:27 - 02:29Request a new TOBT
02:30 - 02:34Give me a coffee, I don’t care if I get Delhibelly
02:34 - 02:36And disconnect the airbridge
02:41 - 02:42I have had enough
02:43 - 02:47I will divert the flight to Lahore
02:48 - 02:53How is this operation going to work
02:54 - 02:56IT IS THE FIRST WEEK
02:56 - 02:59AND WE HAVE 6 MORE MONTHS OF THIS
03:00 - 03:026 MONTHS OF CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN STANDBY
03:04 - 03:07It’s okay, an overnight in Lahore could be fun
03:14 - 03:16At least I’m off tomorrow.
03:19 - 03:23And the day after I have the nice four sector day
03:25 - 03:26And soon I have annual leave
03:31 - 03:33Only 3 days but still
03:40 - 03:46First the U.K. and then India, what could be next?
03:46 - 03:49Uzbekistan? Kyrgiztan?
03:53 - 03:56Request push and start again