| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will be arriving in Iowa on Friday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will stay at a downtown hotel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we'll have dinner in a banquet room |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll have to eat early to give the guys time to digest their meals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which will consist of Steak, mashed potato's w/ gravy veggies dinner rolls and pie |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good then we'll wake up early and get down to the stadium. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will game plan in the visitor's locker room |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the room |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the visiting locker room has been painted all pink |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They did it to psych us all out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We're 6.5 point favorites for this game, anyone betting on Iowa to win better get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Did you not watch last weeks NFL game |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The fucking Lions were 8 point favorites at home |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Vegas doesn't know shit, Iowa shutout Wisconsin at Camp Randell |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then they beat the shit out of the Gophers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We get the top talent every year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have Phil Kinght's fuck you money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We buy the best players available they play for us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A pink locker room will have our players playing like pussies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, the crowd is also vicious and right on top of the field |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the crowd all 75,000 of em |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, some of the crowd will be there for us plus your family will be there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck about them being there you stupid fucking asshole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a National Game |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FOX Sports is making it the game of the week |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They have their fucking IOWA chants |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then they waive to the sick kids in the hospital |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What happens if the waive gets to our players |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They might start crying on National Television |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know what our guys crying will do for their recruiting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | After Minnesota, they flipped that QB kid committed from Boise St |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Our guys might want to transfer next |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Thieneman, Florence, Lopa they all have at least another year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll be Goddamned to lose them to Iowa |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Plus, I hear they have the best tailgating |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's something called the Grateful Garage and I hear it's the best fucking tailgate around |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are having a band and a chili cookoff |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I fucking love chili and chili dogs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and they have a distillery and a brewery sponsoring the event |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some of the best beer on the planet with all you can drink whiskey |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we'll sneak over you won't miss it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is there any way we can go too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No we have to sit in a fucking pink locker room |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll miss the whole thing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cedar Ridge, Toppling Goliath |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why do they get to have all the fun when we're supposed to be the main draw |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Iowa might very well beat the shit out us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the fuck out of here |
