| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've secured an "independent" council |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's a lawyer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Castle Rock, Co |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He specializes in real estate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and divorces |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can finally defeat Home Rule |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and remove Democrats |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schoening |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Schoening emailed the fake investigation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to the CS Gazette two hours ago |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the Room. Ron, Kelly & Darcy Stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave you direct orders! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The investigative order was to remain under wraps until the meeting! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't even know why I helped a Felon |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She spent 45 days in jail! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Three DUIs and a Felony charge for theft! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I helped write a bogus legal opinion about her! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you guys fucked this up! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Fuhrer Soldiers are the greatest profession in history! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about Soldiers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Fuhrer Redmond is a War Hero! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He only had one leg blown off! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GET THE NEWS ON THIS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tell Andy Koen to get his ass up to Monument! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I made his career! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I made sure Wayne Laughesen made it on the HRCC! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I sucked Don Wilson's dick to get Schoening on this board! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I secured over $40k of Developer's money to fight this movement! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's time to keep Democrats out of Monument! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Their evil progressive ways will destroy Monument! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want a proper board. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A board to replace my cuck. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A proper board. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A board |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TO LEAD ALL BOARDS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A board to progress Republican ideals! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Instead I have a retired Navy Hero |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and a Democrat with a Top Secret Clearance! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What are you even doing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Sunrise Republican Women will take care of you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have spent all my life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the evil shit democrats do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shoving dildos in my ass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | all I wanted was my husband to fuck me once more |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and all I got was Darcy fucking shit up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess I'll buy a vibrator. |
