| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One instructor is at the gym |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Two more are at Greggs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The steak bakes are still warm at this time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there's still bacon rolls left |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so the blocks are checked |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and they're bringing me a pepperoni slice |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Lane |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They're out of pizza |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and the blocks haven't been checked for 3 weeks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they're a shit state. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that hasn't seen one of Faz's videos leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm sick of fucking Greggs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm deleting the app |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The shit I put up with |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No more instructors can go |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll have to make do with |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ben's dry coconut cake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they can get fat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No more burning calories in the gym |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Lane, they've just got a new cable machine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have they? Fuck your cables |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr lane, I've lost 3 KGs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You lying fat bastard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've seen your love handles |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You do nothing in the gym |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 10 minutes of incline walk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Doesn't undo 5 pieces of cake |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need you fat fucks here |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There's powerpoints to update |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those blades wont blend themselves |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well get to the crack den and get the GAM started |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just a few weeks of acting |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and you cunts are killing me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the senior corporal |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck my life |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going onto STARS and making a second line |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You can do double the work |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | with half as much cake |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You can teach turbines |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and borescope at the same time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, I've broken the borescope |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Team 3 was the best |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now it's like herding cats |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where's my ciggies |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm giving up anyway |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All I wanted was a 100% pass rate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and books that followed the slides |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wish this was team 4 |
